Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president

Chapter 148 Small chest and no brain 7
I quickly pulled out my phone to check.

I really sent these two text messages to Qiao Weizhong's cell phone.Oh, why am I so careless?One of my faces turned red into Guan Gong's face.

I faltered: "This, this—"

It’s okay, it’s really God’s blessing, my ancestors have accumulated virtue, and I cleverly deleted those sensitive and shameless words, such as "becoming a condom" and "becoming a Viagra".Otherwise, I'd just hit the wall and commit suicide. I have no face to live in this world.

Qiao Weizhong looked at me with doubts in his eyes.

I was quick to think, and quickly deduced the lie: "Uh, I... I had a dream, um, I dreamed that I became Wukong, you were Tang Seng, er, later, I told you to fight the female goblin .”

"That's not right." Qiao Weizhong is not stupid, and I can't fool you if I want to. He reminded: "The second text message you sent was 'You are Tang Seng and I am a female fairy'."

"Uh——" I had no choice but to continue to lie: "Because, um, because I just woke up from a dream, I was in a daze. In fact, what I want to say is that you are Tang Seng and I am Wukong."

"So that's how it is." Qiao Weizhong said, "I've thought about it for a long time this morning, but I still don't understand what the two text messages you sent mean."

I blushed again.Damn, I did another oolong with a small chest and no brains!My heart is full of blessings, and I wish Qiao Weizhong not to read this issue of "Locust Family No. [-]" magazine, or I will be finished.

No, I have to destroy the corpse.

With a glance at the eyeballs, he quickly got into his mind.I said: "Qiao Weizhong, borrow your mobile phone. Hey, my mobile phone is out of battery. I forgot to charge it last night. Let me borrow your mobile phone to make a call."

Qiao Weizhong generously gave me the phone.

I pretended to dial the number, and walked to the side, avoiding Qiao Weizhong's sight, and quickly deleted the two text messages that made me feel ashamed.Then I pretended to dial a number randomly, and the other side said it was an empty number. After dialing twice, I returned the phone to Qiao Weizhong.

"Oh, I want to call my friend back, but I can't remember the number, and the number I called several times was all empty." I said very sadly: "I will call her when I get to the office later, and I will charge the phone last. Qiao Weizhong, thank you."

Qiao Weizhong didn't know there was a fraud: "Don't mention it (you're welcome)."

When I arrived at the office, I heard Hu Kang yelling: "Female compatriots, do you want to know whether your husband or boyfriend loves you? Also, how much does he love yourself? I have a marriage test here, you can You can measure the heart of your husband or boyfriend."

The office suddenly became lively: "What little test?"

Hu Kang said loudly: "You each send text messages to your respective husbands or boyfriends and ask him four questions. The first one: honey, what color clothes did I wear when I went to work today? The second one: what color did I wear What color shoes? Third: What color bag do I carry? Fourth: What color earrings do I wear?"

Zhuang Honghong asked curiously: "What's the use of that?"

Hu Kang glanced at her, and said very meanly: "Fatty Zhuang, you don't have a husband, and you don't have a boyfriend, so why join in the fun? Go and have fun."

Zhuang Honghong was so angry that her nose almost turned away, and she retorted: "Do you have a wife, or a girlfriend?"

Hu Kang didn't bother to answer this question, pretended not to hear, cleared his throat, and said again: "This little test can test whether your husband or boyfriend is sincere to you. Send these four questions to your husband to see if he answers them correctly. ——Of course, except that your husband or boyfriend is away on a business trip and you didn’t get up when you went out with him. Whether his answer is correct or not, it means how much he loves himself. Dear female compatriots, don’t miss it, Many men turn bad and have affairs because they ignore their wives' makeup. The woman who jumped off the building a few days ago taught all you lesbians a bloody lesson, so you must be vigilant anytime and anywhere to defend your marriage , to get rid of every sign that the husband is full of food and thinks about sex."

This topic suddenly fell into the middle of the lake like a small stone, and suddenly stirred up waves one after another.

The only married female compatriots in the office are me and Lin Geni. Wang Qian has a cohabiting unmarried boyfriend and is on the way to get married.The three of us immediately geared up and took action.

Cheng Yiming is my fake husband.

There's nothing wrong with testing him.

Cheng Yiming quickly texted: "You are wearing a blue floral dress with a white skirt; white boots and shoes; a blue bag; no earrings."

Wow, he got all the answers right.

I was secretly happy.It seems that even if Cheng Yiming doesn't love me, he is on the way to love me, right?Otherwise, how could he remember it so clearly?

Wang Qian was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood. She patted the table, as if she wanted to prevent the Allied Forces of Eight Nations from attacking the Old Summer Palace, she was filled with righteous indignation: "My boyfriend doesn't even know whether I'm wearing a skirt or pants, and he doesn't even have any impression. Can’t remember. As for the bag, he said it’s crimson, crimson ass, my bag is black and white, okay? Damn, did this guy look at me in his eyes, did he pretend to be in his heart? Me? He only answered one of the four questions correctly: Didn’t wear earrings – this question is not counted as his answer. Because I am afraid of pain, I have not pierced my ears, so I have never worn earrings.”

Lingoni was even worse than her.

Because her husband not only didn't answer her question, but also replied with two words: boring!

Song Manning also came over to watch: "Hey, it's better to be Lala's husband. It seems that he really loves Lala." She was very gossip: "Lala, your husband loves you so much and can make money so much. My wife doesn’t have to worry about food or clothing, so why work hard in the workplace from [-] to [-], why don’t you just quit your job and go home to be a housewife and have children.”

I said, "I never thought about being a housewife."

Song Manning asked, "What's wrong with being a housewife?"

I asked back: "What's so good about being a housewife?"

Song Manning shook her head: "Lala, you don't know your blessings in the midst of blessings! It's not like you don't know how hard it is for a woman to work hard in the workplace. I always dream about it, if I can marry a tall, rich and handsome man like you , I wish I could be a housewife and enjoy myself.”

I glanced at her.

Song Manning really wants to be a housewife?I really don't believe it.

Song Manning is a very career-minded woman, and her dress is always decent and generous, wearing exquisite professional suits, her delicate face is flushed, her beautiful eyes are radiant, and she is full of nobility - Song Manning's facial features cannot be seen She is very delicate, but with her refined temperament and decent clothes, her every move and gesture naturally exudes a noble and full of femininity.

My career is not good.

But let me be a housewife, I really don't want to.

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(End of this chapter)