Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president
Chapter 134 This Little Kid 3
Chapter 134 This Little Kid 3
I asked Ning Xiaoyu: "You don't like going to school?"
Ning Xiaoyu answered quickly: "I don't like it!" He looked disgusted: "What's so good about school? Just like a prison, the principal is the warden, the class teacher is the prison officer, and our students are prisoners. We have no freedom at all. It's super boring to have to report every ass."
I shook my head.
With such a rebellious son, Zhou Yali has enough headaches.
I went to the guest room to make Ning Xiaoyu's bed.Ning Xiaoyu stood at the door, looking at me with crossed arms, his mouth twisted, and he suddenly said, "Sister, where is your husband?"
"Why are you asking?" I rolled my eyes at him.
"Caring about you, sister." Ning Xiaoyu smiled playfully, without any seriousness: "He didn't come back so late, don't you worry that he is making a mistress outside?"
"Don't worry." I said.
"Why not worry?" Ning Xiaoyu asked.
"I trust him," I said.
"Sister, don't trust men. Men are not good things. Nine out of ten sentences they say are false. Uh, isn't there a common saying that men are reliable and sows can climb trees—of course, I Except. Sister, let me tell you, except for me, all men in the world are unbelievable male animals." Ning Xiaoyu said seriously.
"Bah, of all the men in the world, you are the most untrustworthy male animal!" I was very annoyed.
"Why can't I believe it?" Ning Xiaoyu asked.
I rolled my eyes at him again, too lazy to answer him.
This little kid is young, and he talks a lot of nonsense.
Ning Xiaoyu giggled, and he asked again: "Sister, do you love him very much?"
I couldn't react for a while: "Who?"
Ning Xiaoyu said: "Your husband. Really, who else could it be besides him?"
I said: "Oh, him." I said again: "Love, of course I love him very much! If I don't love him, then why should I marry him?"
"You can marry even if you don't love, right?" Ning Xiaoyu said with a very disapproving expression, "It's like my mother doesn't love my father, so why doesn't she marry him? It's been more than ten years since the sky was fighting, and the chickens were flying like dogs? I really convinced them. If you don't love, why don't you get a divorce? The outside world is so big, there are so many men and women, go out and have a look at the divorce, maybe You can still find your true love, right? Why hang on the same tree at the same time?"
I couldn't laugh or cry, I was just about to blurt out "You little brat, what do you know"—fortunately, the brakes were fast, and I swallowed the three words "little brat" abruptly.
I said, "What do you know?"
Ning Xiaoyu shook his head and said, "I asked because I didn't understand. This is called being open-minded and eager to learn. Don't be ashamed to ask."
Pooh!Don't ask serious questions, just ask non-serious ones. This is also called being open-minded and eager to learn. Don't be ashamed to ask?I became impatient, and glared at him angrily: "Didn't you say that you have to go to school tomorrow? I've made the bed. If you don't sleep, what are you talking about?"
Ning Xiaoyu shrugged his shoulders and let out a long sigh: "Women! You women just know how to avoid problems and refuse to face them properly."
No matter how bad I was, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.How big is this guy!The tone and tone of the speech is like a thousand sails and countless women.
At this time Cheng Yiming came back.
Hearing voices, he went to the guest room to see what happened.
Ning Xiaoyu also saw Cheng Yiming, looked at him, then turned his head and asked me: "Sister, is this handsome guy your husband?"
I said: "Yeah."
Ning Xiaoyu looked at Cheng Yiming again: "Sister, your husband looks good, he is as beautiful as a flower, and he is a handsome boy. In Journey to the West, he can be compared with Tang Seng, and he is definitely qualified to test those goblins. "
I couldn't help it, and laughed again: "Ning Xiaoyu, you talk a lot of nonsense! If you don't sleep, you will be late for school tomorrow."
Ning Xiaoyu was helpless: "Okay, then I'll go to bed." He said: "Sister, brother-in-law, good night."
Get out of the guest room and go upstairs.
I said to Cheng Yiming: "Ning Xiaoyu asked me just now, you didn't come back so late, are you worried that you are making a mistress outside?"
Cheng Yiming asked with interest: "Then how do you answer him?"
I said, "I said not to worry, because I believe in you."
Cheng Yiming smiled slightly: "I came home late because of work. How do you say that? Oh yes, it's a man who is in the rivers and lakes and can't help himself-this sentence is paraphrased: men are careers and can't help themselves."
I bit my lip, thinking and thinking.
I thought and thought.
Finally I said: "By the way, I went to the fitness club today. I stopped learning fencing and learned to dance rumba instead. The girl who teaches rumba dance is named Deng Dongyu, Cheng Yiming, do you know her? She told me today, two A few weeks ago, she had a Western meal with you at the French restaurant on Zhongshan Road."
In fact, Deng Dongyu didn't tell me, I was talking nonsense.
This is called curve saving the country, isn't it?Since you can't go straight to ask the truth like chasing pigs in a small alley, you have to think of some crooked ways to find out.
The seventh strategy of Sun Tzu's 36 strategies in the art of war: create something out of nothing - "nothing" refers to "false" and is "virtual"; "you" refers to "true" and is "real".It means that the truth is true and the false is false, the false is true, there is false in the truth, and there is truth in the false, and the false and the real change each other to disturb the enemy.
Cheng Yiming seemed to have never heard Deng Dongyu's name before, and was taken aback: "Two weeks ago, she and I had Western food at the French restaurant on Zhongshan Road?" He turned his head slightly and thought for a while: "Oh, it's that girl, It turns out that her name is Deng Dongyu."
I was surprised: "Huh? You don't know her name?"
Cheng Yiming said: "I only know her surname is Deng, but not her first name. That day I negotiated a long-term contract with a big client, and after that I invited him to dinner. I happened to meet that girl at the entrance of the western restaurant. She It was the classmate of the big client’s sister who was in the upper and lower bunk beds in college. We had met several times before, so we had dinner together. Not long after we sat down, the big client received a call saying that there was something urgent, so he hurried ahead Leave, leaving me and her in the western restaurant."
That's it!
I was thinking too much.
I was immediately relieved and smiled.The change of mood is like riding a roller coaster, the fresh air rises and the dirty air drops, I just feel that the whole world has become uncanny and lovely.
When I woke up the next day, Ning Xiaoyu was gone.
He left a note: Sister, I am going to school, thank you for saving my life again last night, and for the warm hospitality. PS: Sister, don’t blame me for not reminding you, your brother-in-law looks like a lure, you have to be careful, or you will be seduced by those vixens outside, then you will cry without tears.
Damn, what is this and what?
This little kid is too precocious.
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(End of this chapter)
I asked Ning Xiaoyu: "You don't like going to school?"
Ning Xiaoyu answered quickly: "I don't like it!" He looked disgusted: "What's so good about school? Just like a prison, the principal is the warden, the class teacher is the prison officer, and our students are prisoners. We have no freedom at all. It's super boring to have to report every ass."
I shook my head.
With such a rebellious son, Zhou Yali has enough headaches.
I went to the guest room to make Ning Xiaoyu's bed.Ning Xiaoyu stood at the door, looking at me with crossed arms, his mouth twisted, and he suddenly said, "Sister, where is your husband?"
"Why are you asking?" I rolled my eyes at him.
"Caring about you, sister." Ning Xiaoyu smiled playfully, without any seriousness: "He didn't come back so late, don't you worry that he is making a mistress outside?"
"Don't worry." I said.
"Why not worry?" Ning Xiaoyu asked.
"I trust him," I said.
"Sister, don't trust men. Men are not good things. Nine out of ten sentences they say are false. Uh, isn't there a common saying that men are reliable and sows can climb trees—of course, I Except. Sister, let me tell you, except for me, all men in the world are unbelievable male animals." Ning Xiaoyu said seriously.
"Bah, of all the men in the world, you are the most untrustworthy male animal!" I was very annoyed.
"Why can't I believe it?" Ning Xiaoyu asked.
I rolled my eyes at him again, too lazy to answer him.
This little kid is young, and he talks a lot of nonsense.
Ning Xiaoyu giggled, and he asked again: "Sister, do you love him very much?"
I couldn't react for a while: "Who?"
Ning Xiaoyu said: "Your husband. Really, who else could it be besides him?"
I said: "Oh, him." I said again: "Love, of course I love him very much! If I don't love him, then why should I marry him?"
"You can marry even if you don't love, right?" Ning Xiaoyu said with a very disapproving expression, "It's like my mother doesn't love my father, so why doesn't she marry him? It's been more than ten years since the sky was fighting, and the chickens were flying like dogs? I really convinced them. If you don't love, why don't you get a divorce? The outside world is so big, there are so many men and women, go out and have a look at the divorce, maybe You can still find your true love, right? Why hang on the same tree at the same time?"
I couldn't laugh or cry, I was just about to blurt out "You little brat, what do you know"—fortunately, the brakes were fast, and I swallowed the three words "little brat" abruptly.
I said, "What do you know?"
Ning Xiaoyu shook his head and said, "I asked because I didn't understand. This is called being open-minded and eager to learn. Don't be ashamed to ask."
Pooh!Don't ask serious questions, just ask non-serious ones. This is also called being open-minded and eager to learn. Don't be ashamed to ask?I became impatient, and glared at him angrily: "Didn't you say that you have to go to school tomorrow? I've made the bed. If you don't sleep, what are you talking about?"
Ning Xiaoyu shrugged his shoulders and let out a long sigh: "Women! You women just know how to avoid problems and refuse to face them properly."
No matter how bad I was, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.How big is this guy!The tone and tone of the speech is like a thousand sails and countless women.
At this time Cheng Yiming came back.
Hearing voices, he went to the guest room to see what happened.
Ning Xiaoyu also saw Cheng Yiming, looked at him, then turned his head and asked me: "Sister, is this handsome guy your husband?"
I said: "Yeah."
Ning Xiaoyu looked at Cheng Yiming again: "Sister, your husband looks good, he is as beautiful as a flower, and he is a handsome boy. In Journey to the West, he can be compared with Tang Seng, and he is definitely qualified to test those goblins. "
I couldn't help it, and laughed again: "Ning Xiaoyu, you talk a lot of nonsense! If you don't sleep, you will be late for school tomorrow."
Ning Xiaoyu was helpless: "Okay, then I'll go to bed." He said: "Sister, brother-in-law, good night."
Get out of the guest room and go upstairs.
I said to Cheng Yiming: "Ning Xiaoyu asked me just now, you didn't come back so late, are you worried that you are making a mistress outside?"
Cheng Yiming asked with interest: "Then how do you answer him?"
I said, "I said not to worry, because I believe in you."
Cheng Yiming smiled slightly: "I came home late because of work. How do you say that? Oh yes, it's a man who is in the rivers and lakes and can't help himself-this sentence is paraphrased: men are careers and can't help themselves."
I bit my lip, thinking and thinking.
I thought and thought.
Finally I said: "By the way, I went to the fitness club today. I stopped learning fencing and learned to dance rumba instead. The girl who teaches rumba dance is named Deng Dongyu, Cheng Yiming, do you know her? She told me today, two A few weeks ago, she had a Western meal with you at the French restaurant on Zhongshan Road."
In fact, Deng Dongyu didn't tell me, I was talking nonsense.
This is called curve saving the country, isn't it?Since you can't go straight to ask the truth like chasing pigs in a small alley, you have to think of some crooked ways to find out.
The seventh strategy of Sun Tzu's 36 strategies in the art of war: create something out of nothing - "nothing" refers to "false" and is "virtual"; "you" refers to "true" and is "real".It means that the truth is true and the false is false, the false is true, there is false in the truth, and there is truth in the false, and the false and the real change each other to disturb the enemy.
Cheng Yiming seemed to have never heard Deng Dongyu's name before, and was taken aback: "Two weeks ago, she and I had Western food at the French restaurant on Zhongshan Road?" He turned his head slightly and thought for a while: "Oh, it's that girl, It turns out that her name is Deng Dongyu."
I was surprised: "Huh? You don't know her name?"
Cheng Yiming said: "I only know her surname is Deng, but not her first name. That day I negotiated a long-term contract with a big client, and after that I invited him to dinner. I happened to meet that girl at the entrance of the western restaurant. She It was the classmate of the big client’s sister who was in the upper and lower bunk beds in college. We had met several times before, so we had dinner together. Not long after we sat down, the big client received a call saying that there was something urgent, so he hurried ahead Leave, leaving me and her in the western restaurant."
That's it!
I was thinking too much.
I was immediately relieved and smiled.The change of mood is like riding a roller coaster, the fresh air rises and the dirty air drops, I just feel that the whole world has become uncanny and lovely.
When I woke up the next day, Ning Xiaoyu was gone.
He left a note: Sister, I am going to school, thank you for saving my life again last night, and for the warm hospitality. PS: Sister, don’t blame me for not reminding you, your brother-in-law looks like a lure, you have to be careful, or you will be seduced by those vixens outside, then you will cry without tears.
Damn, what is this and what?
This little kid is too precocious.
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(End of this chapter)
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