The Queen of Romance: A Summer of Sweet Classics

Chapter 26 Extra Story [-]: Xi Ruichen's Diary

On X, X, XX, the weather is sunny and my mood (a smiling face)
I especially don't understand why adults always like to ask children difficult questions, which are so difficult that they don't even know how to answer them.

For example, this morning, an uncle asked me again with a smile on his face: "Little Xi Ruichen, do you like your father or your mother more?"

It's this question again. I have been asked so many times since I can remember until I went to kindergarten.I blinked and tried to make my smile sweet, because my mother said that I was like a little angel, which was more pleasing.I said, "Uncle, do you like your father or your mother more?"

It is said that this is called kicking a ball, and it was taught to him by Chu Chen's godfather.What frustrates me the most is when the grown-ups put on the expression that you don’t understand, I can’t explain to you, and I can’t explain it a hundred times, it’s obviously because of their lack of language skills, why should they rely on me?

Really.

Even my godfather can't avoid this mistake. For example, he told me two days ago that you can only learn to this extent.In a few years, I will teach you what Tai Chi is. This Tai Chi is not the other Tai Chi, just like this kicking the ball is not the other kicking the ball.While talking, he was still waving a long index finger in front of me.

Adults always like to put on a mysterious look, forget it, today is a sunny day, I am a tolerant and good boy, I don't care about these issues, anyway, adults are like this, they like to complicate simple issues.Like the two adults at home.

Hey, I'm speechless just thinking about it.

The weather was light and rainy on X, X, XX, and I was so depressed.
I woke up early this morning, and it was raining continuously outside. It was really not fun, and I wasted five little red flowers that I worked so hard to save for a week.

When I dedicated the little red flower to my mother last night, my mother was very happy, so I took the opportunity to act like a baby persistently, and finally got permission to go out for half a day today and then come back to do my homework.

But God was going to kill me, I had to lie down on the bed and hammer the bed.It was clear yesterday that the sky was clear, the weather in T City really didn't give me face, it was so depressing.What's even worse is that my father is still gloating, but he doesn't sympathize with me: "Hurry up and do your homework."

I'm really not reconciled to putting on the cold face of a strict father.I guess he must be angry because I didn't dedicate the little red flower to him last night, and he felt a little unbalanced.There is no way, godfather said that opposite sex attracts and same sex repels.There are two men and one woman in the family, two against one, can I make friends with enemies? ?
So I looked at my mother pitifully, my father was the best to my mother, and my mother was the best to me, my eyes blinked and my buttocks twisted and twisted, and my arms shook and shook: "Mom, if I finish writing this morning Is there any reward for homework?"

Before Mom could speak, Dad said slowly, "Don't you think finishing your homework is what you should do?"

... Ignoring him, I flattened my mouth and looked at my mother with teary eyes.

It's still my mother who smiles softly and speaks softly. Alas, she is indeed my favorite mother: "If you finish your homework this morning, you don't have to practice the piano tomorrow."

My eyes lit up.Although I have my mother to accompany me when I practice playing the piano, although I also prefer to play the piano, but if I can use the time of playing the piano to play other things with my mother, that is of course better.

That's a good deal, a deal.

At noon, when I finished my homework and was about to show it to my mother, I suddenly heard voices from outside, first from my father, who seemed very unhappy: "It's hard to be at home today, and I still have to go to participate in this activity." Kind of boring."

I secretly opened the room a little, well, I admit that I like eavesdropping on people's speeches the most.Once I heard Chu Xiaofei tell another girl that she liked me very much after class, and then I felt more and more that eavesdropping was a very necessary means.

I saw my mother pushing my father into the cloakroom through the railing, and she said as she walked, "Go and change quickly, it's just fun, you have nothing to do at home anyway."

Godfather said that you should cover your eyes when encountering such a thing, okay, I will cover my eyes quickly.

But the godfather didn't stipulate that it should be tightly covered, so I opened the seams of my fingers a little wider, so I saw my father smiling gently at my mother, and then he took the opportunity to hug my mother's waist and said, "Of course there is something wrong." .”

They were too preoccupied to notice me, fine, I kept watching.

Then my father asked my mother: "Why don't you let Xi Ruichen play the piano tomorrow? He has been too naughty recently."

I am so wronged, I swear on the TV at home, if I am naughty these two days, I will let the TV have no signal.In the past two days, I have been obediently following my mother, wherever my mother goes, I have been following her, never leaving, how can I have time to do bad things.Really.

Dad is so stingy, I really don't know where to provoke him again.

Then I heard my mother say: "I'm going to go shopping with Yao Mi tomorrow, so I can't accompany him."

I flattened my mouth, ready to cry.It turns out that this is the reason. It turns out that the reward my mother gave me was just a passing...

Adults are so insidious.My self-esteem was seriously injured. I must go to Chu Xiaofei when I go to kindergarten on Monday. I want her to comfort my wounded heart.

Dad said again: "Why are you shopping again? You only went there last week, so there's nothing new about it."

Oops, dad really sounds like a resentful husband, that's what Chu Chen's godfather used to do when he was playing tricks.My dad always tells me that a man should be strong, he doesn’t lead by example, and my mother is reluctant to go shopping, it’s really stingy.And I found that my father always pesters my mother when I'm not around, like a brown candy.

Look at me, I really hope that my mother will go out shopping, because I am a good boy.

Of course, I hope that my mother will buy me a lot of good things when she comes back from shopping...

Mom, you go shopping, I support you.

I looked back and found that I wrote so many words in this diary. I have to consider splitting it into two and save one for future use, so that I don’t have to write when the Chinese teacher keeps the diary for homework.

I don't know how to describe the weather on X+1, X, X, XX.

Usually my mother wakes me up, but today no one wakes me up, so I sleep until dawn, and when I wake up, the house is quiet, it seems that there is no one else but me.

It’s not a good habit not to even leave me a note when I go out. Even if I can’t read all the characters, I can still use pinyin.

But I am a good boy, I will drink milk and eat bread by myself.

But after I finished my breakfast, the door of Dad's room opened, and Dad came out with wet hair and pajamas.

This is really weird, my dad got up later than me today and took a shower.In the past, although he also liked to sleep late, and usually he didn't get up until my mother got up, but at least he was already sitting in the living room reading the newspaper every time I opened my eyes.

I stared at him wide-eyed, and he asked me, "Have you had breakfast?"

This is not the point, the point is that he was in a very good mood, and even smiled at me without warning.This surprised me very much.

I sniffled and said pitifully, "Well, the cold bread I ate didn't taste good, it was too cold. I want to eat breakfast made by my mother."

Dad said: "I make beef soup at noon."

Although he ignored my words, I was still very happy. It is a rare thing for my dad to make beef soup. According to my mother's words, "the sun came out from the west at night."

When my stomach became more and more flattened by the smell of meat, the door of the master bedroom was suddenly opened again, and then my mother came out wearing long-sleeved pajamas, and the hem of the pajamas was also very long, hanging to the ground.

I looked at my mother with wide eyes. This is really an incomparably magical world.Mom actually got up later than mom. Didn't she say she was going shopping yesterday? I thought she went to see Aunt Yao Mi early in the morning.

My mother smiled at me when she saw me, I cheered and ran over, I thought my speed was already very fast, but my father was faster than me, and when I threw myself on my mother, I was like a chicken Generally, I carried it to a chair on the side and threw it away very easily, as if I was a feather.

I looked at him angrily, but he ignored me again, folded my open arm, and said to me: "Wash your hands and eat."

...For the sake of the beef soup he made, I decided not to argue with him tolerantly.

When eating, I found that my father was too contradictory.

After my beef soup bowl was empty, my mother was going to serve me soup, but my father said, "Xi Ruichen, do you know what it means to do your own thing?"

It's no good if he calls me by my name, but he's an adult, so I have to respect him.Well, then you are right, I am a good boy, I will not argue with you, I will serve the soup obediently.

But later, when my mother was going to serve the soup after drinking, my father took the bowl directly from his mother, and then he got up to serve the soup for his mother.I stared wide-eyed at all this, once again feeling that this world is incomparably magical.

Why? ?

Dad saw my thoughts and said to me: "Don't make trouble with your mother today, she is weak."

I seem to understand.The teacher taught us that if we know, we know, and if we don’t know, we don’t know, so I looked at my mother suspiciously.Then I saw my mother glared at my father, then turned to me and said, "Don't talk to your father today, he has a guilty conscience."

The teacher also said that we should have a strong thirst for knowledge, so I asked my confusion again very diligently: "One is weak in body and the other is guilty in heart. These words are close to the truth. Is there any connection?"

As a result, no one answered me.

I have to sigh again, alas, this is really an incomparably magical world.

This diary is too long, and I also want to split it into two, but after reading it for a long time, I have been worrying about one question, that is: where should I start?
The weather on X, X, XX is cloudy and I don't know

The story my dad told me before I went to bed tonight was Kong Rong giving up a pear. It was a story about a kid named Kong Rong who gave up a pear to this person and gave it to that person, but he refused to eat it. It's too easy to understand and doesn't make much sense.I gotta say, Dad's voice is way better than the story itself.

And my father spoke very quickly, and he was about to leave before I was sleepy after the lecture.I'm a good boy, so I just watched him turn off the light, and then left me thinking about the boring Kong Rong and the pear that had rotted in the long river of history.

This diary was added on the second day, Chinese teacher, you have to forgive me, and you have to praise me for being honest, because there is really nothing to write today.

On X, X, XX, the weather is fine and I am in a big smile

This morning, my parents and I went to the supermarket to buy things. When we walked to the pastry shop, my father went in and bought a lot of pastries. Later, in the fruit section of the supermarket, I saw a lot of oranges that had just been placed, and my mother bought a lot of oranges.

These two people are very strange. Dad obviously doesn't eat pastry, and mother obviously doesn't eat oranges, but they both take out their wallets to buy them.

But it doesn't matter, I like to eat both anyway.

So when we came home later, my father and I ate the orange and there was only one piece of pastry left.

I stared at these two things eagerly, but my father's eyes were so fierce. He quickly decided on a solution to my problem, and jumped from a question and answer question to a multiple choice question.

Dad said, "You can only eat one of these two things."

I said, "Why can't we eat together?"

Dad said: "I stipulated."

... It's really bullying the small with the big, but I can't help it.

However, don't underestimate the IQ of children too much, or you will suffer.

After 5 minutes, I finally figured out the solution.While my father was answering the phone, I brought the orange to my mother's mouth, and then my mother frowned as I expected, and then she said, "Thank you, you can eat."

Very well, I got the little orange, half the battle.Then there is only that cake left.

I am very proud, I am very happy, next time I go to the supermarket, I must ask my mother to buy me a beautiful mirror, and then put a recorded voice recorder behind it, and then play the following words over and over .

"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the smartest person in the world?"

"Of course it's you, dear Xi Ruichen."

Then, when my father came back, I brought the cake to his mouth again. My father was much more difficult to deal with than my mother. He even squinted his eyes and looked at me: "What do you want to do?"

I looked at my father very firmly and said, "You said last night that you want Kong Rong to give up pears."

He finally smiled, his smile was as beautiful as the sunshine in the foggy weather, which made me warm.Then he patted my head and said, "Good performance, but I don't like this, thank you, take the cake to your mother."

...In the end, I had no choice but to send the cake to my mother under his watchful eyes.

I was really happy too early, I didn't expect my dad to have this trick.Logically speaking, shouldn't Dad give it to me to eat? ?What is the structure of his brain? ?

"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most cunning person in the world?"

The answer is up to me to answer: "Of course it is Dad!"

(End of this chapter)