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Chapter 57 [The Demonic Monk]

In a green bamboo forest, there is a gurgling brook and a hut made of green bamboo.

The house is very simple, except for some necessary living needs, there are only a few ornaments left.

And it is these few decorations that are a little special.Buddha statues, wooden fish, and incense burner. This simple bamboo house has been arranged into a simple Buddhist hall.

There is also a futon made of grass and wood in the middle of the house, but at this time someone is already lying on it.

Shangxian had a weed in his mouth, and lay down on the futon bored, thinking that the futon was too small for a person to lie on, so he lifted up his fingers and cast a little magic to make the futon bigger.

Bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger. Finally, it turned into a carpet that covered the small bamboo house.

As if that wasn't enough, Shangxian waved his hand, a red light flashed between his fingers, and the hard grass and wood carpet under his buttocks turned into a soft wool carpet again.

After tossing and tossing, it seemed that he was finally satisfied, and Shangxian stretched his hands and feet into a big font, lying on the plush carpet and sighing comfortably.

She has already entered the next world at this time. However, the Shangxian who just entered this world has not had time to experience the customs of this place, and was arrested by a dull monk.

The place where Shangxian is staying now is actually a tiny mustard space.How small is it?The bamboo house where Shangxian is staying now and the small bamboo forest outside, the total is only one mu of land.

It can be said that this should be the smallest mustard space that Shangxian has ever seen in her life. The mustard seeds that are randomly thrown in the corners of her fairy house are at least a hundred times the size of this.

However, Shangxian is now really restricted by this mustard space with only one mu of land, and he can only lament that immortals are impermanent.

The dull monk outside didn't know if he sensed the resentment of the immortal, and was walking slowly on the windless road, and for some reason, suddenly sneezed.

As for how the Shangxian was accepted by this stupid monk?There is another story here.

In Lianhua Township, Qinghe County, there is such a cultural person with a little ink in his belly, He Xiucai.

Therefore, at least in Lianhua Township, He Xiucai is still a respectable figure.He often puts on a pretentious air, looking down on those peasants who are covered in sweat and can only plan food in the ground.

Although in the eyes of the villagers, this He Xiucai is used to putting on airs, but he couldn't hold back their Lianhua Township Primary School, so a cultural person like He Xiucai came out.Naturally, He Xiucai became the only teacher in the village who did his part.The villagers still had to count on He Xiucai to teach their children how to recognize a few big characters, so they didn't take He Xiucai's pretense to heart.

But when it came to the day when He Xiucai got married, the people in the village were very grateful for him as a teacher, and they all came together very actively to praise this scholar.

The wedding ceremony in the village is held by relatives, and it is basically handed down by an old ancestor, so it is not good to accept money from those people.Even though the custom is like this, each family still brings some chickens, ducks, geese and so on when they come to drink wedding wine, and they don't just eat it empty-handed.

He Xiucai's bride's family is in the south of Lianhua Township, and He Xiucai's home is in the north of Lianhua Township. Therefore, when He Xiucai got married, the welcoming team really went through more than half of it with drums and gongs. Lotus Township.

Although He Xiucai didn't have the tall horses of officials and eunuchs to meet his relatives, he just rode on a slightly modified ox cart, but he was very energetic on this happy day.

Although Lianhua Township is not big, this He Xiucai picked up the bride, swayed around, and insisted on wandering from early morning to noon before returning home.

He Xiucai's mother had long been waiting at the door of the house with high expectations, and in the yard were a group of guests whose stomachs were already rumbling with hunger.

The sun was shining brightly, and the wedding party finally arrived. He Xiucai was the first to ride on the bullock cart. Although the sun was shining, He Xiucai didn't seem to notice it. His face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile.

Seeing He Xiucai smiling into a chrysanthemum face, all the villagers finally breathed a sigh of relief. If they didn't come again, the dishes cooked in the kitchen would be cold, but their stomachs would be flattened by hunger!
He Xiucai's father passed away early on, and He Xiucai was the only child in the family. All along, the old He family had only He Xiucai's mother and him, but today was unusual, and the old He family was going to add a new wife.

He Xiucai's old mother, Sun Shi, saw the welcoming team of Chuichuidada, and she also smiled with the same chrysanthemum face as his son. She greeted her happily and eagerly, and excitedly helped her precious son He Xiucai get off the ox cart. He walked quickly into the house again.

The next process went much faster than He Xiucai's pace of welcoming the bride, probably because of He Xiucai's capable old mother, Mrs. Sun.

Until the end, worship heaven and earth, worship high hall, husband and wife worship each other
However, when it came to the last link, He Xiucai made a mistake in the couple's worship.

"Happy husband and wife."

The ceremony official had just finished singing the lyrics, and He Xiucai, who had been acting normally on the wedding day, for some reason, instead of bending down to follow the ceremony official's lyrics, he stood up abruptly.

The incident was so sudden that He Xiucai rushed straight out of the main room before everyone in the venue came to their senses for a while, and rushed into the courtyard full of villagers.

The wedding ceremony was not over yet, and all the villagers in the courtyard felt that they did not move their chopsticks, but the dozen or so large tables in the courtyard were all filled with sumptuous banquets.

The bridegroom suddenly rushed out from the main room where the ceremony was going on, and the villagers in the courtyard were also shocked for a moment.

However, just as he was in a daze, He Xiucai rushed to the big table in the center of the yard, brushed off the delicious food on the table, and climbed onto the table with two kicks.

"The new swallows in front of the society, the curtains are flying together. They have made an appointment with each other, and they are flying into the emerald curtain"

Standing tall on the big round table, singing obscene songs is not counted, He Xiucai looked like a madman, singing with his mouth, and his hands were not idle, he sang the first line in a pretentious manner, Just take off a piece of clothing in a 'glamorous' way.

He didn't know where the bright red dress was thrown, but He Xiucai's mouth and hands still didn't stop.

Everyone was at a loss by this bizarre development, and they all froze in place. It was He Xiucai's mother who rushed out of the main room crying, shouting "Son! Son! My son!" He Xiucai rushed over.

However, the shriveled old mother couldn't stop He Xiucai who was in a daze. He broke away from Mrs. Sun and wanted to continue his Yueyi performance.

　It's a new world again~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)