The whole world is an NPC

Chapter 319 Witch
"Then what do you say, you can't go out and beat them away, right?" Ye Xueying asked back.

"Hit? Run away? Isn't it good?" the honest Jiang Ou stammered. .

"It's too much to hit someone. They just sing to show their love. This is the custom of Jingren." Du Juan said helplessly.

"This way of singing is too exaggerated!" Suzhen said timidly.She was scared.

You can't fight.go out?It's like this when you don't show your face, don't those men go crazy when they show up?

The doors of the hotel were all blocked by people, and it was impossible to get out.

Their people could escape over the wall, but the carriage couldn't escape.

Fortunately, the merchants and residents on the whole street couldn't take it anymore, and they invited soldiers to patrol.It took the soldiers more than an hour to disperse the singers.

Ye Xueying immediately paid the bill, took the maids and ran away quickly.

Fleeing to the next city, they discussed it during dinner.

"Why don't we put on our veiled hats like we did when we first came to Jingguo," Du Juan said.

"That's too eye-catching. No one in Jingguo wears a hat." Ye Xueying objected.

"How about sewing the white gauze from the curtain cap onto Jingren's veil." Chickadee came up with an idea.

"That's a good idea. They can't see clearly with the double veil." Ye Xueying clapped her hands and said.

Everyone tried it out, as long as one more layer was wrapped, the effect of covering up would be much better.

"Okay, the problem is solved! Eat!" Ye Xueying said happily, and she picked up a piece of fruit and started to chew.She also eats fruit now.Meals are basically just a taste.

The two dragon girls are different. They have a good appetite, strong digestion and can eat anything.

Ye Xueying envied them very much.If Ye Xueying wants to eat it, she has to practice her skills.

Ye Xueying only eats some delicious food at night, so she has free time to practice in the evening!

For the food, she would rather work harder.She also worked hard.

On this day, Ye Xueying arrived in Wenzhu City, twenty miles outside the city was the Witch River.

Legend has it that the witch has a palace at the bottom of the river, and she often turns into a beautiful woman to invite people to dinner by the river.As long as you eat her food, you will become a sheep.The witch drove the sheep back to the underwater palace.When she is hungry, kill one to eat.At the end of the story, of course, the witch was killed by the king of gods.

Because of this legend, the locals neither raise sheep nor eat sheep.

You think: If you kill a sheep, you end up killing a person.How scary is that?
Ye Xueying thinks this kind of legend is really boring, ridiculous and terrifying.

It's fine if monsters want to eat people, why do they want to cheat?Why do you want to turn people into sheep and eat them again?Does turning into a sheep and eating it count as cannibalism?Before eating, the witch would also herd sheep under the water. I don’t know why she shepherds sheep, but she likes sheep so much?Do people eat grass when they become sheep?They still eat aquatic plants.

Also, why must it become a sheep, not a pig?Can't be a cow?Can't be a dog?
Is the witch a wolf?Only eat sheep?
Ye Xueying said that her IQ was not online and she couldn't understand it.

In fact, many fairy tales and myths are so boring, scary and ridiculous.

It's just that when most people watch it, they don't think it at all, they just think it's funny, funny and touching.

Like the story of Cinderella, one of the two sisters cut off all the toes, and the other cut off the heel, just to stuff the feet into the glass slipper, isn't it scary, cruel, and ridiculous?

In Snow White, in order to kill Snow White, the queen's stepmother puts on makeup and sells poisoned apples by herself.She is the queen, where are her men?Which is more likely to expose the queen's secrets if she runs so far alone or sends her men down?Ridiculous!
That apple is half red and half green, how weird?How could anyone dare to eat it?Does Snow White have common sense?Ridiculous!

The queen asked herself in the mirror every day if she was the number one beauty. Which woman would be so stupid in reality?

If someone is more beautiful than himself, he will be killed, and all the women in the world will kill each other.

Because no woman is completely satisfied with her appearance, and always sees that someone else looks better than herself.Or the mouth, or the nose, or the curve of the chest.When women care about it, any part of their body can be compared with others.

And there is no woman in the world who doesn't like to care about things!

Ye Xueying vomited for a while, and found a hotel to stay.As usual, she was going to go shopping.When she came to a city, she would feel uncomfortable if she didn't go around.

Some people say that many feline diseases of women are developed in primitive society and then passed down.

Why do women like to go shopping?

In primitive society, women would go shopping every day!What are you shopping for?Go shopping in the woods to find fruit!Go to the fields to find wild vegetables!As a result, I developed a cat disease of wandering around picking things, and picking them up endlessly.

When a modern woman goes shopping, she is shopping in the woods.Shopping is fruit picking.I want to buy endlessly, just like a primitive woman wants to pick the fruit when she sees it, and she always picks it non-stop.

After a day of shopping, Ye Xueying decided to take a good rest and go to the Witch River to see the Witch tomorrow.

The next day, early in the morning, the white horse and green car arrived at the river.

The water of the Witch River is crystal clear, and the green water reflects the blue sky and white clouds, like a colorful ribbon.The green grass on both sides of the strait is lingering, and the flowers are like weaving.Such a beautiful place, but there is no one there.

Ye Xueying asked Du Juan's fourth maid to play by the river by herself.She took the two dragon girls to find a place where there was no one and went into the water.

Ye Xueying pinched the water-dispelling formula, Yujiao and Suzhen were dragons, and they were very comfortable in the water.

The three women swam quickly in the river, first upstream and after swimming for ten miles.

Ye Xueying smiled with satisfaction, and the Dungeon Witch Palace appeared.

Bringing the two dragon girls, Ye Xueying entered the dungeon.

Stepping on a prairie, the sky is a river, and in the distance there is a flock of sheep like white clouds, and a white palace is in the middle of the flock.

Ye Xueying held her paw: I found it, it went smoothly!
The three of Ye Xueying walked to the flock of sheep and wanted to enter the palace through the flock of sheep.

Tears flowed from the eyes of the white sheep, one after another came to block them with their bodies, trying to push the three women back.

The sword in Ye Xueying's hand was about to cut down, but she held back when she saw that the sheep was not using its horns but its body.

She is curious!What are these less than five-level sheep trying to do to her?This is not posting, it's useless if it's topped?

"The guests are coming! Sheep! Let them in, don't let them in!" A moving voice came from the palace.

The flock weeping and dodged a path.

Ye Xueying thought for a while and realized that these sheep were afraid that she would be fooled by the witch and wanted to stop her, not wanting her to repeat their mistakes.

Ye Xueying laughed and felt a little pity for these sheep.

Shaking her head, Ye Xueying ignored the sheep and walked towards the palace gate.

When we got to the gate of the palace, we looked inside.

The palace was resplendent and magnificent, and a dozen maids were shuttling back and forth to set up a banquet, just waiting for them to take their seats.

On the throne above, a plump beautiful woman is looking at her with a full smile.

Ye Xueying was taken aback, her face looked like her favorite music teacher in her previous life.

That teacher is absolutely impossible here.

(End of this chapter)