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Chapter 103 Give You A Fart

Chapter 103 I'll give you a fart
Hao Tianming glanced at the white hair squatting not far from him, with a look of disdain on his face, then raised his eyebrows, and said in a frivolous tone, "Come on, it's just a dog!"

After saying this, Bai Mao seemed to be hurt.Immediately staring at Hao Tianming with big watery eyes, Hao Tianming stared suddenly, as if he was frightened, and stepped back a few steps in horror, "Hey, I warn you, don't look at me with such eyes. Me, or I..."

Before he finished speaking, Baimao suddenly jumped and flew onto Hao Tianming's face.Hao Tianming couldn't hold on and was pushed to the ground.Regardless of Hao Tianming's wailing, Baimao kept licking Hao Tianming's face.

Looking at Hao Tianming whose face was licked with saliva, he couldn't help but burst out laughing, "You deserve it!"

Hao Tianming was licked until his body trembled, begging for mercy.

"Grandma Baimao, I was wrong, can't I be wrong?" Baimao was very spiritual, and immediately stopped licking.It glanced at Hao Tianming frivolously, stood up, and turned around.Seeing this, Hao Tianming wiped the saliva off his face and heaved a sigh of relief.

"Hey, you're so good..." Before Hao Tianming finished speaking, he heard a "poof", accompanied by a loud fart sound, Hao Tianming's well-groomed hair was directly split in the middle by the fart.

After reacting, Hao Tianming got angry immediately, stood up and pointed at Baimao angrily and shouted, "Baimao, how dare you fart in my face, I..."

Hearing this, Bai Mao turned around in a very humane manner, and glanced at Hao Tianming casually.Hao Tianming immediately faltered, squatted down, lowered his head, and said in a soft voice, "I was wrong. I don't complain as much as you want to blow farts in my face."

Hearing this, Bai Mao raised his head arrogantly and walked towards me with his tail cocked high.

Because of Bai Maozheng's appearance, the originally stiff and condensed atmosphere instantly became relaxed.Even Aunt Wang had a little smile on her face.

Looking at Baimao walking towards me, I smiled lightly, "So Hao Tianming, don't underestimate Baimao, Baimao is no ordinary dog."

As I said that, I ignored Hao Tianming's resentment, bent down and touched Baimao's head.Then he straightened up and said, "Tianming, just to be on the safe side, you are guarding at the front door. If there is any special situation, please notify me."

"Okay!" Hao Tianming stood up immediately as if he had received an amnesty.He glanced at Bai Mao quietly, and seeing Bai Mao looking at him affectionately, he hissed, shivered, pointed to another corner and said, "Go over there and watch."

Baimao drooped his tail very dissatisfied, but walked over obediently.

"Ming, you go there and watch it. In case of special circumstances, please call me."

Xiang Jueming nodded, put his big palm on top of my head, and touched it lightly, "You have to be careful, if the situation is wrong, stop it in time!"

My heart warmed, and I nodded with a smile.

Looking at the time displayed on the phone, I said softly, "It's time, everyone get ready." Xiang Jueming's stern face showed seriousness, and he nodded to me immediately.Hao Tianming also treated him seriously.Even Aunt Wang and her daughter couldn't sit still, and stood up unconsciously.

I took a deep look at Wang Miaomiao and the others, holding the mahogany sword brought by Hao Tianming in my right hand, and the soul bell in my left hand. I stepped on the seven-star step, shaking and dancing from left to right.

"The heavens and the earth are dark and yellow, the universe is prehistoric, and it's not even noon, and the soul comes to report..."

I quickly chanted the incantation for summoning the soul, and 10 minutes later, the wind in the front yard suddenly picked up, and the wind was mixed with the sound of crying.

The sound was very far away, yet very close. With the sound of crying, my nerves tensed up a lot in an instant.

"Woof, woof, woof~" The dog barked suddenly, I frowned, and said to Wang Miaomiao, "Miaomiao, I need a drop of your blood."

Wang Miaomiao stared around nervously, and when she heard me call her, she responded in a low voice, and then ran over worried.Aunt Wang didn't seem so scared, she also ran over, "Wu Leng, do you want my blood?"

"No need, Miaomiao and Uncle Wang are related by blood again, so it's just right to use her." Aunt Wang nodded and urged Wang Miaomiao to hurry up.Wang Miaomiao didn't hesitate, and immediately picked up the knife on the table, gently cut her fingertips, and dripped the blood into the bowl of water on the table.

Seeing the drops of blood dissolving into the water, I gave a serious expression, "Stand back first!"

After speaking, I started to chant the mantra again.The sound of the wind was getting louder and louder, and the cries mixed with the sound of the wind were also getting louder. I held my breath and quickly shook the soul bell in my hand.

The blowing wind made my face hurt.I gritted my teeth, endured the pain and called out in the direction of the wind, "Wang Jiancheng, since he has appeared, don't show up quickly!"

After shouting, there was no movement from Wang Jiancheng.I frowned and thought, "Shouldn't it?"

"Wu'er, his soul is behind the fence, and he doesn't seem to dare to come in." Xiang Jueming's deep and pleasant voice came from the side.Hao Tianming followed suit, "Wu Leng, do you want me to go over and get him here?"

"Don't act rashly, you will scare him!" I hurriedly called to Hao Tianming, at this moment, Aunt Wang suddenly said, "Did Jiancheng come back? I'm going to see him!"

As Aunt Wang said, she ran towards the outside of the fence.

My face changed, at this moment, Uncle Wang is not the only soul outside the wall, it would be terrible if Aunt Wang passed by.

"Miaomiao, grab Aunt Wang quickly!"

I hurriedly called Wang Miaomiao to stop, Wang Miaomiao moved very quickly and hugged Aunt Wang.But at this time, the barking of the dog became louder and louder, and I frowned tightly and said, "Bai Mao, don't bark, he won't dare to come in like this."

Baimao looked at me and stopped his voice immediately.I looked at Aunt Wang, who was a little emotional, and said in a hurry, "Aunt Wang, Uncle Wang is outside, you and Miao Miao quickly call him in. Hearing your voice, Uncle Wang will definitely come in."

After hearing this, Aunt Wang ran out of the fence in no hurry.Immediately staring at the position of the fence, he called softly, "Jianjian, I'm Ah Hua, come back soon!"

"Miaomiao, hurry up." I quickly winked at Wang Miaomiao, and Wang Miaomiao immediately followed suit, "Dad, you should go home quickly, Mom and I are waiting for you!"

The cries in the wind gradually died down, I looked at Xiang Jueming, and he nodded at me.

I hurriedly wiped a drop of cow's tears on my eyelids, and then continued to chant the incantation.After another 10 minutes, I felt that the yin energy behind me suddenly increased a lot.I turned around quickly, but saw a shadow floating from behind the wall, coming straight towards me.

"By the way, shouldn't Uncle Wang go to see his relatives? Why did he float towards me?" I was stunned. At this moment, Aunt Wang's excited voice suddenly came from behind, "Jiancheng, you are back."

The next moment, Aunt Wang had already run up to me.

Because I touched Niu's tears on Aunt Wang's eyelids beforehand, Aunt Wang could see Uncle Wang.Aunt Wang wanted to hug Uncle Wang, but she missed it.I was about to remind her just now, but who knew, Uncle Wang turned around and landed on Aunt Wang's body directly.

"Where is this trouble?" I opened my eyes wide in surprise, and hurriedly said to the possessed Aunt Wang, "Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang and the others can see you, you don't need to be possessed. Besides, being possessed, yes Aunt Wang is not in good health."

Uncle Wang looked numb and ignored me at all.I frowned, and thought, "Why do I have a bad feeling!"

Just thinking about it, Aunt Wang, oh no, it should be Uncle Wang.He controlled Aunt Wang's body and walked towards Wang Miaomiao.

There was fear in Wang Miaomiao's eyes, she pulled out a smile uglier than crying, "Dad, I'm Miaomiao, do you have something to say to me?"

Uncle Wang ignored Wang Miaomiao at all, he stood in front of Wang Miaomiao, suddenly raised his hand and grabbed Wang Miaomiao's neck...

(End of this chapter)

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