System ① The mysterious husband of the villain's supporting role

Chapter 112 Connotation jokes (please recommend tickets)
Looking at the crazy Sky Swallowing Blood Python, the corner of the little fat man's mouth twitched, and he suddenly thought of someone's theory of "killing the sky"...

"Young Master Laughing Wind" said: "Wen Zhi, what you said is wrong. It was you who willingly gave me a drop of blood, so I naturally have to accept your wish."

"I don't have..." The Tuntian Blood Python couldn't continue after talking about it.

In order to break the formation just now, it did bled happily...

No, you don't have to use its blood to break the formation, right?Damn it, "Sinister Young Master" just deliberately tricked it into blood, so that it can use its essence and blood to control it, right?
It even used its essence and blood to control its whereabouts!
"You despicable villain!" Tuntian Blood Python yelled, "I trust you so much, you actually use this trust to deceive me! Are you worthy of me?"

"Young Master Laughing Wind" said: "I heard that this statement is wrong. How has this gentleman ever deceived you?"

"Damn it!" The Heaven-Tuning Blood Python cursed, then shrank to the side and sulked.Hmph, what the hell, it suffered a big loss and couldn't explain clearly, it's so mad!

The little fat man nodded, with a raised face.It turns out that the "Master Laughing Wind" just asked Wenzhi to let bloodlet for this purpose...

……

The little fat man put his hands across his eyes, and looked at the golden crow in the sky.Well, it was evening when she fell into the round pit, and it is noon now, it seems that she stayed in the round pit for at least one day...

818: [Ding!The system is online! 】

[Host lifespan value: 16 days! 】

[Yin Aochen malicious value +45%! 】

[Malicious value transient value: 145%! 】

... I'm so sorry!What kind of stimulation did the pervert get, and why the malicious value soared!Don't say that she can't become an adult anymore, if this guy's malicious value increases a little bit, she will be attacked by continuous lightning immediately!

The little fat man's eyes darkened, and he almost passed out from grief.

Ma Da!You pervert, you are really the nemesis of labor and capital!
818: [Ding!The mission map is open!Please follow the instructions on the map to reach the mission location quickly. 】

Little Fatty: [818, let's have a discussion. When I find the "Ming Yuan Gun", can you protect me from a lightning attack? 】

818: [Yes. 】

Little Fatty: (⊙o⊙) Oh!
How did 818 agree so simply?To be honest, she felt that her request was a bit...high!
818 in the dark wiped his sweat silently, the host is the "No. [-] hero" who wants to avoid your lightning attack, not me!
The little fat man started his journey against the sun, and he had just walked two steps when he heard "Jiaofeng Gongzi" ask: "Little girl, where are you going?"

"Go to the top of the mountain behind." The little fat man stretched out his little chubby finger and pointed to the top of the mountain in the distance.

"What? You're going to Ziyao Mountain!" The sky-swallowing blood python raised its head, and swished towards the little fat man.

"Yeah." The little fat man nodded.

"What are you doing there?" The Heaven-swallowing Blood Python crawled around the little fat man, thought for a while, and said in shock, "Are you trying to steal the 'Ming Yuan Gun'?"

The little fat man frowned and corrected: "I'm going to 'get' the 'Ming Yuan Gun', how can it be called 'stealing'?"

The sky-swallowing blood python paused, "Oh, little baby, you are so courageous! You dare to snatch something from that stinky dragon, and you still don't admit it's 'stealing'! Hehe, I admire you! I admire you!"

The little fat man tilted his head and asked, "What stinky dragon?"

The Tuntian Blood Python said: "You are going to 'get' the 'Mingyuan Spear', don't you know that there is a dragon guarding the Mingyuan Spear in that cold pool?"

"Ah..." The little fat man had one head and two big ones.

"Wear it, you are fast, take the little girl for a ride." "Master Laughing Wind" said.

I don't know why, but the Tuntian Blood Python always felt that "Mr. Insidious" said "Wenzhi" as if he was shouting "mosquito".

The sky-swallowing blood python said dissatisfied: "Why..."

The rest of the words turned around, and abruptly changed to: "Little baby, sit up, and I will take you to Ziyao Mountain."

snort!This "insidious son" actually used his blood essence to control it with a puppet technique!Oh shit!It's really hateful!What a mistake!My blood!
The little fat man touched the python's head, and said with emotion: "Wear it, your scales are really hard..." It's a bit annoying...

"Oh, of course my scales are hard! Invulnerable! It's a treasure!" The Sky-Tuning Blood Python turned around and said sharply, "Hey, little baby, I warn you, don't make plans with my scales!"

The little fat man touched his little PP, hehe, I just hate your scales, the devil wants your scales!

The little fat man conveniently picked a big leaf to cover his head from the sun, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Big brother, what's your name? Don't say 'Jiaofeng Gongzi', everyone knows this is yours." Jianghu nickname."

The Sky Swallowing Blood Python also became interested, and followed suit, booing: "Yes, yes, yes! 'Sinister Mr.' what's your name? You dare not even reveal your real name, are you a coward?"

"Young Master Laughing Wind" said with a smile: "I will tell you my real name when you get the Mingyuan Spear."

"OK……"

As soon as the word "Ah" came out, the Heaven-Swallowing Blood Python closed his mouth, and said angrily: "Well, you're a 'sinister', and you want to frame me again! You think the little baby can't fight that stinky dragon, and you want me to be a thug! What? It's called 'you', it's 'you', don't count me in it!"

The little fat man patted the head of the Heaven Swallowing Blood Python, "Don't yell at Big Brother!"

The sky-swallowing blood python shook its head, and threatened with its fangs shining: "Little baby, if you move around again, be careful that I will throw you down!"

The little fat man hummed twice, touched the python's head perfunctorily, and said without distraction: "Got it, got it."

After appeasing the Heaven-Swallowing Blood Python, the little fat man asked curiously, "Hey, big brother, why don't you ask me what my name is?"

"Young Master Laughing Wind" followed the little fat man's words, imitating the tone of a scholar when he met Miss Jiao, and asked, "Dare to ask the girl's name?"

The little fat man giggled, "Big brother, you are so funny!"

Having had enough laughing, the little fat man said slyly: "My name... I won't tell you!"

"It turns out that the girl's name is 'Don't Tell You'. This name is really unique, refreshing, and unforgettable. 'No girl', Xiaosheng is so polite." "Master Laughing Wind" said with style.

The corner of the little fat man's mouth twitched, come on, she is saying that she can't beat this "mocking man", so she should stop embarrassing herself.

……

When the Sky-Tuning Blood Python was driving, the speed was very stable, and the little fat man felt that the most stable car he had ever been in before was not as good as the Sky-Tuning Blood Python.

The little fat man looked left, looked right, looked at the barren mountains, and suddenly thought of a very important question...

"Big brother, why did your divine sense appear here?"

"Heh, isn't the consciousness of 'Sinister Young Master' always by your side?" The Tuntian Blood Python interjected, "As soon as you fell into the dark prison, I noticed him wandering around."

……No way!

The little fat man felt cold all over, think about it, how would you feel if someone secretly installed a monitor on you?
Assi!That's no privacy at all!

wrong……

"Big brother, why does your spiritual consciousness follow me all the time?"

"Young Master Laughing Wind" was silent for a while, and said with a smile: "When I meet you in person, you can explain it to you, okay?"

……not good!
The little fat man refused in his heart, but he didn't express anything on his face.

I can't help it, I'm bored, I don't want to talk!
She thought she had met a good guy, but it turned out to be a voyeur + stalker!You just say depressed, depressed or not?Definitely depressed!
"No girl, are you angry?"

"Humph!"

"No girl, when you are angry, your little face is swollen. I really want to bite you."

The little fat man was startled, and covered his fleshy face with both hands, "Don't even think about it!"

Ma Da!Who would have thought that the f*cking "Master Laughing Wind" was actually a pedophile!
"Hahaha..." "Master Mocking Wind" smiled unscrupulously, "Okay, don't be angry, my spiritual consciousness is by your side to protect you..."

"Why do you want to protect me?" the little fat man snapped.

"Nothing to be courteous is either adultery or stealing!" The Tuntian Blood Python immediately ran out.

"No girl, I'll tell you when we meet." "Young Master Laughing Wind" said.

"Hmph!" The little fat man snorted fiercely to express his dissatisfaction.

Who really wants to meet you!Oh, it seems that "Young Master Laughing Wind" is really good-looking, and it's not bad to have a look... Bah, bah, bah, bah!She is not the kind of person who is bewitched by beauty!She has a lot of backbone, okay?If you don't see it, you won't see it!
"Smile, baby, don't be angry..."

The little fat man shuddered, "How do you know that I like to be called 'baby'?"

"I didn't know it at first, but after hearing what you said, I knew it." "Master Mocking Wind" said in an old-fashioned tone.

amount……

The little fat man has black lines all over his head, heck!So angry!

She was only blind to appreciate "Master Laughing Wind". What the hell, this guy is a big liar + stalker + pedophile!
Also, no matter what this man said, he sounded like a gentleman!

snort!hypocrite!
"Baby, why are you so angry?"

"Who gets angry? Is that how the word 'love' is used? You should say I'm 'easy' to get angry!"

"Baby is right!"

……Ouch!Why is she getting angrier the more she listens!

The little fat man fanned the wind with a big leaf, um, it must be because the weather is too hot, it makes people irritable easily!

"Hey, baby, tell me, how can you not be angry?"

...tell me why you are pestering me!
The little fat man shouted from the bottom of his heart, but he also knew that the other party would avoid talking about this question, so he didn't really think about asking this question.

Turning his eyes, the little fat man had a smirk on his lips, "Big brother, did you collect pornographic books from the whole Xuanling Continent before?"

"Hahaha!" The Tuntian Blood Python laughed loudly, "This brat must be! At that time, I was still at ease. Everywhere I went, I met people from Nilin Pavilion collecting pornographic books!"

"Ahem..." "Young Master Laughing Wind" coughed a few times, feeling a little embarrassed.

The little fat man rubbed his hands obscenely, and said with a chuckle, "In this case, big brother, please tell me about the contents of those books~"

"Do you really want to hear it?"

"Yeah!" The little fat man nodded vigorously.

Just kidding, this journey is too boring, it would be fun to tell some dirty jokes!Besides, it is such a honor to be able to listen to the naughty hostess of the Nilin Pavilion speaking about pornography!hey-hey……

"Ouch! Why can't I hear anything?! 'Sinister Son', what did you do to me again?!"

The Sky Swallowing Blood Python shook its head cursingly, and the little fat man was almost thrown off.

"Ah! I'm hurting to death! 'Sinister', why are you beating me! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......"

"Okay, Wenzhi can't hear, and can't speak." "Master Laughing Wind" said with satisfaction.

"This..." The little fat man swallowed, and touched the big python's head distressedly.

Poor smell...

Dirty jokes are indeed not suitable for you to listen to, so as not to teach bad snakes...

"Ahem..." "Young Master Mocking Wind" cleared his throat, "No girl, you have to listen carefully, I will get comments later."

"En! Good! Good!" The little fat man patted his hands and nodded in response.

……

"Ahem, no girl, how are you doing?" "Master Mocking Wind" asked.

The voice was a little smug, and it was conceivable that the other party puffed out his proud chest.Well, I brought a little nervousness again, only a little bit.

The little fat man was in a dazed state...

Ahhh!Going crazy!She actually heard the low panting of "Master Laughing Wind"!That panting with a hoarse voice!The moment she heard it, her hairs stood on end!

The wheezing is louder than louder!Did you take care of her feelings?Thoma's she's just a baby now!Even if you are teased, you can't get on it!
cough cough...

No, just kidding, she is a reserved girl.

"Cough..." The little fat man coughed in a cover-up manner, "Big brother, just now you gasped a few times and didn't say a word. Is this what's in the storybook?"

"Young Master Laughing Wind" said with deep meaning: "The few breaths I made have summed up the most exciting parts of all the pornographic books."

amount……

Good image!So vivid!What a picture!Oh no……

Brother you are so dirty!How dirty!And seriously dirty!
The little fat man's heart is also tainted, but on the surface he still has to maintain the innocence and purity of a three-year-old child...

818 Cover your eyes, host, you have already asked others to tell pornographic books, so stop lying to yourself, okay?

"No girl, it's impolite to come and go. Since I'm already out of breath, shouldn't you be out of breath too?" asked the "Master Laughing Wind".

The tone is serious, but the content is not serious at all!
amount……

Do you really think I'm a three-year-old kid?Still want to lie to me to breathe!Pedophile!Proper pedophile!

The little fat man scolded the other party enough in his heart, but his face was still ignorant, "I don't like panting, it always makes people feel thirsty."

"Well, when I'm panting, I'm quite thirsty."

amount……

Please don't say such connotative jokes in a serious tone when dealing with official documents, okay?
The little fat man was in a tsunami in his heart, but his face was still... calm.Well, at least she felt calm herself.

"Oh, I'm not a girl. In fact, children have to walk more. Otherwise, look at your current appearance..." "Young Master Laughing Wind" suddenly changed the subject, and hesitated to speak.

"You want to say I'm fat?!" The little fat man frowned instantly.

Thomas even said she was fat!

She is a child!Three year old kid!

Aren't all children fat and fat? !

"Hey, no..." "Young Master Laughing Wind" immediately defended, but the tone was as forced as it sounded.

"You have it!" The little fat man accused the other party angrily.

Although he found enough arguments in his heart and thought he could completely refute the other party, the little fat man was still very angry. With a "humph", it flew off the head of the Heaven-swallowing Blood Python and flew down to the ground, striding forward with short legs.

The Sky-Swallowing Blood Python, which lost its hearing and speaking ability, followed behind in a huff.

"No girl, if you really want to exercise your body, you have to restrain your profound energy and rely on your physical strength to move forward, so that you can exercise your body!" "Young Master Laughing Wind" said earnestly and seriously.

"Hmph!" The little fat man raised his middle finger inwardly.

Shaking the little fat man's hand, and full of grief and indignation, after walking for a while, the little fat man was a little exhausted.I used to think that my physical fitness was good, and it was completely protected by mystic energy.If she doesn't use her profound energy now, just how tough can her three-year-old baby's body be?

Ha ha……

"Ha... huh... huh... ha..." After walking for a while, the little fat man was out of breath.

Ma Da!I can't move anymore!
"Well, okay, no girl, go back to Wenzhi's head and let him take you away." "Master Laughing Wind" said seriously.

The little fat man couldn't stop panting, exhaled Ruolan, and finally staggered back to sit on the head of the sky-swallowing blood python.

Hey, I don't know why, but she always feels like she's been tricked!

……

After walking for a while, "Master Laughing Wind" was in a happy mood and showed great kindness, allowing the Tuntian Blood Python to recover its hearing and speaking abilities.

"'Sinister Young Master', my body is weak now, you tormenting me like this is not conducive to my recovery of strength!" The sky-swallowing blood python immediately yelled as soon as it gained the freedom to speak.

"Master Laughing Wind" let it make a fuss, noncommittal.On the contrary, the little fat man was a little worried, and asked, "Is it really unbearable to hear this?"

"Yes, yes, yes! It will definitely be unbearable!" Tears leaked from the eyes of the two lantern-sized snakes of the Heaven-swallowing Blood Python, looking pitiful.

The little fat man's heart softened all of a sudden, such a sturdy and self-reliant Tuntian Blood Python was about to cry, how aggrieved and bitter it was!

"I heard, you have even experienced the age of recklessness, and you still can't accept such a little trouble?" "Master Laughing Wind" said disapprovingly.

The little fat man was a little curious: "What was it like in the wild age?"

"In the barbaric era, cannibalism was the norm, and the ferocious nature of all things was still there, fighting and fighting every now and then."

Sky-swallowing blood python: "..."

I have nothing to say!

fatty:"……"

Well, she is still too sweet, to think that the Heaven-swallowing Blood Python who came out of the bloody barbaric era would shed tears easily...

……

As a pseudo-divine beast, the Sky-Swallowing Blood Python is really fast, and it took less than half a day to reach Ziyao Mountain—this also includes all kinds of time spent on the way.

Seeing that it was about to reach the cold pool, the Sky-Tuning Blood Python stopped suddenly.

"Little baby, you can get the Mingyuan gun yourself, I won't go."

"You want to take advantage of the opportunity to escape?" the little fat man patted the python's head gently and asked with a stinky face.

After the "farewell without saying goodbye" incident just now, the little fat man was very suspicious of the snake product of the Tuntian Blood Python.

"I want to run away, do you think I can escape?" the Tuntian Blood Python said angrily, spitting out snake letter.

The little fat man jumped off the python's head, looked at the grief-stricken and indignant expression of the Heaven-Swallowing Blood Python, and said mercilessly: "You have no trust in this python, you can't trust your words, you must go with me."

The Sky Swallowing Blood Python said very bloody: "I don't..."

"Are you afraid of that cold blue flood dragon?" Before it finished speaking, "Master Laughing Wind" asked abruptly.

The Heaven-Swallowing Blood Python paused for a moment, and immediately frowned, "Hmph! Why would I be afraid of that stinky dragon!"

"But you don't dare to go to the cold pool! You are afraid of the cold blue flood dragon!" The little fat man made up the knife very skillfully.

The sky-swallowing blood python flicked its tail wildly in anger, and the nearby trees, flowers and plants were all crushed into a paste.

"You all just want to use aggressive methods to stimulate Lao Tzu, do you really think that Lao Tzu will be fooled?"

"Oh..." "Young Master Laughing Wind" elongated the final sound "oh", and seemed to have suddenly realized: "So you admit that you are afraid of that cold blue dragon."

"You!" The Tuntian Blood Python was so angry that he said "you" and couldn't utter the following words.

Normally, it might still be able to show off its spirit for a while.But now it has been trapped in a dark prison for many years, its strength has been greatly reduced, and it can't fight that stinky dragon at all. Even if it dies of anger, it will not go head-to-head with that guy!Besides, that stinky flood dragon is really...very!Can!Afraid!
"Hey, I heard that, I can only help you so far." "Young Master Laughing Wind" said without reason.

The sky-swallowing blood python turned its snake eyes suspiciously and looked around, and after confirming that there was no danger, he cursed: "'Sinister son', don't pretend to be a ghost with me, I won't be fooled!"

"Young Master Laughing Wind" sighed in a very gentlemanly manner, "Hey, good intentions are like a donkey's liver and lungs, so don't blame me for not helping me when the time comes."

The Heaven-Swallowing Blood Python snorted coldly: "Don't try to fool me! You despicable villain, do you think you can scare me with just a few words?"

"That's all I said, you can do it yourself." "Young Master Laughing Wind" said inscrutablely.

The sky-swallowing blood python snorted twice, and retreated to the side, as if admiring the flowers and scenery, watching a good show, anyway, it didn't intend to participate in this vicious fight to snatch the Ming Yuan Spear.

"No girl, let's go, time waits for no one." "Young Master Laughing Wind" said.

"En." The little fat man glanced at the Heaven-swallowing Blood Python, then walked towards the cold pool.

After walking for a while, the little fat man looked back worryingly, and found that the Heaven-Tuning Blood Python was still in place, getting farther and farther away from her.After walking for a while, passing through the thorny path, when I turned around, I couldn't see the Heaven-swallowing Blood Python at all.

"Don't worry, it won't leave." "Young Master Laughing Wind" said.

"Yeah." Hearing what the other person said, the little fat man's ups and downs went back to his stomach, but he quickly brought it up again.

"Big Brother, how strong is that Hancang Flood Dragon? Can I beat it?"

The little fat man looked at Hantan, which was close at hand, and couldn't help slowing down his pace.After all, the content about the cold pool in "The World" has been mentioned briefly, and creatures like the Hancang Flood Dragon have never appeared before, and she knows nothing about it.

"With me here, don't worry." "Young Master Laughing Wind" said.

The other party's voice seemed serious, calm and reliable at all times. Although it was a bit cold, it couldn't hide the strong sense of righteousness.The little fat man was immediately appeased.

After walking a few more steps, seeing that he was about to reach the edge of the cold pool in two or three steps, the little fat man suddenly heard "Mr. Laughing Wind" seriously: "Stop!"

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Regarding the panting of "Master Laughing Wind", little angels can refer to Lun Sang's "Small Waist", hehehe...

(End of this chapter)