Chapter 106
The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, sleepless nights.
A slender man walked slowly on the avenue in the palace, and the moonlight cast a ghostly shadow behind him.The world was lonely, as if he was the only one left, bloodthirsty and arrogant.
When the man walked to the entrance of a certain palace, his feet paused. The bloodthirsty aura in his body didn't dissipate at all, but it added an indescribable...fear.
Bah, this deity will not panic!
Yin Aochen spat in his heart, and put his feet back.After thinking about it, I turned around and left.
"Brother Dust~"
A soft and waxy voice sounded, which melted people's hearts.Of course, this "person" obviously does not include Yin Aochen.
Yin Aochen trembled, and before he could turn his head, a heavy object like a ball threw himself on his back from behind, wrapped his arms around his neck, and said happily: "Brother Chen, why don't you go into the house?" Woolen cloth?"
With you here, I dare not enter the house!
With a livid face, Yin Aochen pulled the little fat man off his back, and said coldly, "Don't touch me."
The little fat man covered his mouth and sneered, and gave him a "why are you so pretty" look.
The veins on Yin Aochen's forehead twitched, he gritted his teeth, stopped looking at the little fat man, turned around and went back into the room.
The little fat man happily jumped up and followed behind. She thought about what Ye Zhen said today. Although what she said seemed to make sense, she just likes to take advantage of the pervert every day. The look of swearing to death makes me feel refreshed.So, who cares if the pervert thinks she's a random person?If he dares to think so, she will beat him until he dare not think so!Hmph, who is afraid of who!
The little fat man "baji" kissed the pervert's face, and said cheerfully: "This is a home kiss, it doesn't count in the ten kisses~"
Yin Aochen wiped his face with a sweat towel in disgust, his whole body was twitching.
Little Fatty now attaches great importance to perverts, after all, they only have three days to get along with each other.Well, that's right, didn't the system say that Yin Aochen would have to suspend the main task three if he couldn't figure it out within three days, and then he probably wouldn't have a chance to see the pervert.
"Brother Chen, why do you seem unhappy? Could it be that someone bullied you?" The little fat man asked with a serious face.
This deity is not happy because of you!Besides you, who dares to blaspheme this deity!
Yin Aochen was so angry that it was difficult to speak, and he let out a muffled "hmm".
The little fat man knowingly asked: "Oh, who dares to bully you! I'll beat him up for you!"
It's you!It's you!It's you!
Yin Aochen almost roared out, but it was too shameful. After thinking about it, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said faintly: "King Han."
Yo ho!
The little fat man was taken aback. The pervert admitted that he had been bullied by name. What a fucking nonsense!Immediately she got angry, hmph, besides her, who dares to bully the pervert!
"Don't worry, I will bully you back!" The little fat man clenched his fists and vowed.
Yin Aochen glanced at her, nodded and said, "You're so good."
The little fat man was praised, his mood fluctuated, he hugged the pervert's neck, and gave another "little fat man brand" kiss.After the kiss, I still don't forget to add a sentence: "This is a 'reward kiss', it can't be counted in those ten kisses."
Yin Aochen clenched his fists tightly, heck!When he gets the exercises practiced by the little fat man, he will immediately feed the little fat man to the tiger!
"His Royal Highness, this is an invitation from King Han."
The little fat man was having a good time, when a palace official came in respectfully, holding a bronzing invitation card in front of Yin Aochen with both hands.
Yin Aochen waved his hand to retreat the palace man, opened the invitation and glanced at it, then closed it with a "snap".
The little fat man asked, "What is the King of Han looking for?"
The corners of Yin Aochen's mouth curled up evilly, and he lowered his head to the little fat man and said, "King Han held a family banquet tonight, please invite me to join in."
The little fat man frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "It's so late now, maybe the family banquet has started for a while? Besides, King Han is really dishonest, how could he inform you now?"
Yin Aochen snorted, "That's what you said, but since he invited me, I, as an older brother, must give him some face."
"Then take me with you." The little fat man sat on the pervert's neck involuntarily, and patted the pervert's head very appropriately, "Drive! Let's go!"
The corner of Yin Aochen's mouth twitched, numb!How dare you treat him like a beast!Ning Xiaopang, this deity is at odds with you!
Five fingers bent in the sleeve robe, and finally drooped down, hum, forget it, he won't care about a little kid!
……
Although the little fat man feels wronged by the pervert, he is still very excited and happy when he thinks about being able to go to see the family banquet of the royal family~
Especially when the little fat man saw his old acquaintance Princess Wei Yezhen at the family banquet, his excitement and joy reached its peak.
However, there is a saying that the full moon is full of losses, prosperity and decline, and after the excitement reaches its peak, the little fat man will be greeted with a blow.Ahem, it's not that exaggerated, it's just that Zhao Wang Beitangmo proposed to play "Poetry Solitaire"... that's all.
The rules of the game are very simple. The host, that is, Han Wang Beitangfeng, begins to read a poem or word, clockwise, and the next person starts with the word that ends in the previous poem or word, and continues the poem or word within three tones. If you can't catch up, you lose, and the loser is fined to drink a glass of wine.
The little fat man nestled in Yin Aochen's arms, resting his cheeks, his eyes were piercing with resentment, swishing towards everyone present.Hmph, why did the ancients love to play such literary games so much?Shall we fight with fists?Don't you know that she was dizzy when she recited ancient poems back then?
Resentment was raging in his heart, and the voice of the small system suddenly came out: [Host, according to reliable data analysis, Yin Aochen is the least good at this kind of literati game! 】
Little Fatty: (⊙o⊙)!
This group of people in Thomas just want to see her family's perverted jokes? !It's really unreasonable!
818: [Host, after system testing, Yin Aochen's wine was mixed with a small amount of aphrodisiac. This medicine is colorless and tasteless, so it's hard to detect...]
The little fat man was furious, and Thomas dared to turn the man she liked into someone else's bed!Uncle can bear and aunt can't bear!
Ever since, the little fat man yelled to take part in Poetry Solitaire on behalf of Yin Aochen.
Yin Aochen looked at the little fat man suspiciously, and didn't say anything, but he almost wrote on his face: "Are you okay?"
818 also asked distrustfully in the sea of consciousness: 【Host, are you sure you know more poems than Yin Aochen? 】
The little fat man felt that he was underestimated, he slapped the table wildly, and shouted: "I want to participate on behalf of brother Chen, and anyone who disagrees can speak up!"
Just kidding, Routuantuan, you have a godly cultivation base, who dares to disagree with you being so mad?
King Han and the others agreed with a forced smile.
Yin Aochen was surprised, he didn't usually see the little fat man reading, could it be that this is a hidden master of reading?
818 scanned the audience and turned around clockwise. Han Wang was right behind the host, which meant that if Han Wang couldn't catch the host's poem, he would lose.Hehe, the point is, what should the host do if he can't even connect to the last person's poem?
But no matter how worried the small system was, Poetry Solitaire started.Facts have proved that its concerns are right, but also unnecessary.
Han Wang Beitang raised his head and said: "Look at all the mountains and small ones."
"one……"
As soon as the words fell, someone started counting.
The little fat man gnawed on the chicken leg, "little"?How can I take this?Are there any words or poems that begin with "small"?
As soon as the first count was counted, Zhao Wang Beitang Mo had already answered: "Little bridge and flowing water."
The little fat man felt that his ears were going to be pregnant, um, Zhao Wang’s subwoofer is so provocative~
"one……"
"The family letter is worth ten thousand gold." After all, the word "family" is easy to pick up, and Yan Wang Beitangyan answered it almost immediately after the first counting sound.
Yin Aochen glanced at the little fat man Youzai Youzai who was busy eating, so calm and relaxed, could it be that the little fat man is really a master of poetry?
818 couldn't help but look sideways at the host. Could it be that the host has upgraded from being able to say only a few words "the moonlight in front of the bed" to being able to blurt out "the sunset and the lone duck fly together"?
"One, two..."
As King Yan took out the poem, the counting also began. Seeing that the limit of three voices was approaching, King Qin Beitangmo finally came up with a sentence: "Golden bottle of sake fights ten thousand."
818 saw that the last words were getting harder and harder to answer, and couldn't help breaking a cold sweat for the host.But seeing the host gnawing on a chicken leg, his mouth full of oil, and except for a contented smile on his fleshy face, there was no sign of tension or urgency at all. I couldn't help but wonder if it was thinking too much, and the host had actually upgraded to a young poet?
"one……"
After King Qin finished his speech, the three-tone counting began immediately.
"Thousands of miles of warbler crows, green reflects red." Wei Wang Beitang thought for a while, and answered before the second counting sound started.
"one……"
The three beep count begins!
It's the turn of Little Fatty Solitaire!
818 looked at the host nervously and expectantly, and even began to search for the answer from the poetry library.Well, if the host really can't connect, it doesn't mind revealing the answer to the host, hehe~
"two……"
Yin Aochen glanced at the little fat man who was still gnawing on the chicken leg and didn't feel nervous at all, yo, is this a poem that has already been planned to continue?
Seeing this, the other people present had the same thoughts as Yin Aochen.
"three."
The sound of counting stopped abruptly here, and everyone looked at the little fat man.
The little fat man chewed a big mouthful of chicken legs, glanced at the crowd casually, and asked in a puzzled manner, "What are you looking at me for?"
It's up to you to take the next sentence!Don't look at who you look at!Thomas's three beeps have passed, and you haven't spoken a word, so you've lost!
Everyone complained about the little fat man in their hearts.
Han Wang saw the other party pretending to be stupid, so he had to give the other party another chance and reminded: "Sister-in-law, it's your turn to play the game." The title of "Prince Child Bride-in-law", but Emperor Liang has already recognized her as the Crown Princess, so everyone can only respectfully call "little sister-in-law" even though they are in conflict with each other.
The corner of Yin Aochen's mouth twitched, he glanced at the little fat man, and suddenly wanted to laugh.Well, he had a hunch that the little fat man would probably do something unexpected like overthrowing the old emperor.
Sure enough, the little fat man let out an "oh" and pretended to think about it for a while, then tilted his head and asked Han Wang: "What should I do if I can't connect?"
If you can't catch up, you will be fined to drink!Everyone shouted in their hearts.
Han Wangqiang squeezed out a smiling face, "Little sister-in-law, according to the rules, you have to drink a glass of wine as a penalty."
The little fat man puffed out his fleshy face, and said solemnly: "Children are not allowed to drink alcohol."
Yin Aochen secretly thought that sure enough, it seems that the little fat man didn't intend to continue the poem from the beginning, but just wanted to mess around.
"Then you can ask Second Brother to drink for you." Qin Wang Beitang Ce immediately took over the conversation.
The little fat man glanced at King Qin, hum, this man who can only act cute and pretend to be tender is really an eyesore!
"I hate brother Chen's drinking." The little fat man bit the words, the word "hate" was very heavy.
I can't connect to poetry, and I don't want to drink...
Yan Wang Beitang Yan said with a nasty smile: "Does my little sister-in-law want to play tricks?"
Everyone looked at Yin Aochen with sarcasm, after all, the crown prince was the one who was ashamed when this matter broke out.Unexpectedly, as soon as King Yan finished speaking, the little fat man nodded solemnly, and said word by word: "No, yes."
Zhao Wang Beitang sneered, "Little sister-in-law, the rules must not be messed up."
The other princes couldn't help laughing out loud, it's really ridiculous to be so righteous in such a shame.
Who knows, upon hearing Zhao Wang's insinuation, the little fat man still nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, that's right."
Everyone was taken aback, wanting to play tricks and behave, what on earth does this little doll want to do?
"boom!"
Everyone's doubts were dispelled by a loud sound of wine glasses breaking.
The little fat man smashed Yin Aochen's wine glass to the ground, stood up, looked around everyone, and said seriously: "I don't like brother Chen drinking, if there is something unclean in the wine, you will have diarrhea... ..."
As soon as these words came out, Han Wang suddenly changed his face.Did that mad dog of Beitang Chen know that he had taken the medicine?
Yin Aochen's pupils shrank, staring at the shards of the wine glass on the ground with a gloomy expression.
"...Next time I want to invite Brother Chen to a banquet, I would like to trouble you to say hello at least two days in advance. You only come to call out slowly after the banquet, do you understand the rules? Since you adults don't understand the rules, I, a child, will be more ignorant." I don't know what the rules are."
Everyone's faces were a little ugly. Some things were done on purpose. Everyone knew it in their hearts but no one would say it.But if the little fat man speaks out with such fanfare, isn't that just trying to tear his face?The point is, when the little fat man spoke, he released a little coercion, and everyone felt a little uncomfortable, and those with a slightly lower rank of martial arts almost bent their backs.
Ma Da!This is too dragging!
No matter how much everyone was in awe of the little fat man, it was inevitable that they would be a little annoyed at this time.
Yan Wang Beitangyan mocked: "My little sister-in-law always uses force to force her, I'm afraid others won't be convinced..."
"Snapped!"
The small food table in front of King Yan suddenly split into two parts, and the wreckage splashed to both sides, just in time to smash the tables of King Zhao Beitang Mo and Prince Beitang Ce respectively.
Everyone looked at the perpetrator in horror.
The little fat man withdrew the hand that made the move just now, grabbed a peeled crayfish and threw it into his mouth, sneered: "So what if I force you with force? Come and beat me if you have the ability. Just What kind of skill is lip service? I want to see which "others" are not convinced, tell me, let me see."
If you want to play hypocrisy and deception, you need someone to cooperate, and both parties love to play the brain-burning nine bends and eighteen bends.You are resourceful, and you can silence the other party with a few words, that requires the other party to be willing to fight with you.But the little doll in front of him made it clear that he wouldn't reason with you, and he was about to show his fists when he came up, looking like a rascal, and everyone felt a little headache.
King Yan was so angry that his lips trembled, but thinking of the little fat man's spiritual cultivation, his hands trembled and he had to endure it.
The little fat man smiled and said: "Since you don't have the ability to fight me, don't try to teach me a lesson. Even if you really have the ability to defeat me, I have to hold back. I am your "little sister-in-law", the princess recognized by the emperor, What qualifications do you have to criticize me, do you know what is called seniority and inferiority, and do you understand what the rules are?"
Ma Da!This little doll is so cute!I really want to slap her to death!
There was a fire in everyone's heart, but no one dared to speak out.After all, they can't beat them (even if they can beat them, they will be said to be bullying children), and the other party's words are reasonable, so they have nowhere to vent.So angry!
While the little fat man was talking, he still didn't forget to eat the chicken legs.Holding the drumstick in his hand, he nodded towards King Zhao, King Yan, and King Qin, and said in a serious manner: "I am a child, with a bad temper and self-willedness, and I am as gracious as Brother Wuchen. If you bully me, I will beat people, really, to death, I will never lie to you."
When the incident got to this point, Han Wang, as the host, hurried out to smooth things over, "Everyone is just joking around, little sister-in-law, don't be angry..."
"Oh, are you kidding around?" The little fat man raised his eyebrows and took over the conversation, "I'm not very smart, so I can't tell I'm just kidding around! Oh, by the way, if you guys are messing around with Brother Chen like this, I'm not going to beat you to death—I'm going to beat you to death."
Speaking of this, the little fat man turned his head to the side, looked at Yin Aochen eagerly for knowledge, and asked: "Well, brother Chen, I beat them to death, will the emperor punish me?"
Yin Aochen suppressed a smile in his heart, and he still wanted to put on a respectful look on his face, and said seriously: "Little fat man, as a sister-in-law, how can you bully your uncle?"
The little fat man smacked his mouth and said dissatisfiedly: "They bullied me. They are obviously a group of adults, and they want me, a child, to play 'Poetry Solitaire' with them. I am only three years old, and I don't eat as much as they do." I read a lot of books, can I beat them? Isn't this an obvious bully?"
Everyone is depressed to death, shit!Is it you who are scornful and playful and want to play together?Who is bullying whom?Also, what does it mean to "eat less than they read"?Is that what it says?Labor and management dare to swear to God, the books you read must be less than the rice you eat!
Yin Aochen felt that such a shameless little fatty was so cute, and really wanted to kiss her.
As soon as the thought came to him, he quickly pooh-poohed in his heart, this little pervert, he didn't want to kiss her!
"Little fat man, as a princess, you have to be magnanimous." Yin Aochen said earnestly.
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, Beitangchen, is it really okay for you to curse so obliquely?Are laborers not generous enough?
The little fat man snorted twice, took the warm and damp handkerchief from the attendant's hand in dissatisfaction, and wiped his mouth and hands clean.Then he took Yin Aochen's arm and said coquettishly: "Brother Chen, I don't like this Poetry Solitaire, let's go."
Yin Aochen stood up, with an expression of "I can't blame me, and I'm helpless", and said to everyone, the little fat man can't sit still, so he will take a step first, I wish you all a good meal~
Ever since, everyone saw the pervert leading the little fat man and walked briskly away.How brisk is that step?Well, I almost hummed a ditty!How brisk do you say?
Ma Da!It's really maddening!Beitangchen is a mad dog that bites people, and that little fat man is dynamite that ignites at a touch!It explodes until you have no time to react, and there is no bones left!
Han Wang and the others looked at each other with wonderful expressions.
I don't know how long it took, but someone said, "Finally I'm breathing."
Then, everyone noticed that the strong coercion of the little fat man had withdrawn, and they all let out a breath of foul air.
Nothing happened to Wei Wang and his wife.
Wei Wangfei Ye Zhen said to Wei Wang: "Don't follow and make trouble." When Shushu's coercion suddenly came over, she was almost bent over, but luckily Shushu immediately threw a barrier to protect her She, by the way, also protected King Wei.
King Wei said "Well", noncommittal.
"This little fat man is too much!" Zhao Wang Beitang said angrily.
Others thought the same, but they didn't say anything.After all, martial arts are respected, and if the little fat man can show such strength, even if they are dissatisfied, they have nothing to say.Heh, but there are ways to make this mindless fat man pay the price!
Of course, these poor princes don't know that there is something called "the protagonist's halo", otherwise they wouldn't be so desperate to die again and again.
"Let's leave, everyone." King Han waved his hand.
A family banquet turned out like this, who would still be in the mood to continue playing, it's too bad.
……
On the way back to the East Palace, Yin Aochen asked the little fat man riding on his neck: "You didn't plan to pick up the dragon, did you?"
The little fat man nodded triumphantly, "That kind of thing is not suitable for me to play with."
Yin Aochen said with a smile: "You will make excuses for yourself. They probably won't be interested if you make such a fuss."
The little fat man said cheerfully: "It's just to spoil their interest, otherwise, why am I making a fuss? Let me tell you, your glass of wine has been drugged with aphrodisiacs. Don't ask me why I know, I just You see, you have to trust me."
Hearing the word "aphrodisiac", Yin Aochen's eyes flashed, and then he lowered his eyes and remained silent, unable to see the expression clearly.
【Ding!Yin Aochen's favorability +10%! 】
[Temporary value of favorability: 70%! 】
The little fat man was stunned for a moment when he heard the notification sound in the sea of consciousness. Since starting the main task 818, 10 reported Yin Aochen's favorability for the first time.In other words, Yin Aochen's favorability did not fluctuate before, how could it be possible to increase it by 70%, and the total became [-]%?
818 reminded: [Did the host forget to form an alliance with Yin Aochen back then?At that time, he had a 60% favorability with the host. 】
The little fat man suddenly realized, but soon fell into confusion, and asked nervously: [I am a baby now, Yin Aochen can actually increase his favorability towards me, so he must not be a pedophile, right? 】
(End of this chapter)
The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, sleepless nights.
A slender man walked slowly on the avenue in the palace, and the moonlight cast a ghostly shadow behind him.The world was lonely, as if he was the only one left, bloodthirsty and arrogant.
When the man walked to the entrance of a certain palace, his feet paused. The bloodthirsty aura in his body didn't dissipate at all, but it added an indescribable...fear.
Bah, this deity will not panic!
Yin Aochen spat in his heart, and put his feet back.After thinking about it, I turned around and left.
"Brother Dust~"
A soft and waxy voice sounded, which melted people's hearts.Of course, this "person" obviously does not include Yin Aochen.
Yin Aochen trembled, and before he could turn his head, a heavy object like a ball threw himself on his back from behind, wrapped his arms around his neck, and said happily: "Brother Chen, why don't you go into the house?" Woolen cloth?"
With you here, I dare not enter the house!
With a livid face, Yin Aochen pulled the little fat man off his back, and said coldly, "Don't touch me."
The little fat man covered his mouth and sneered, and gave him a "why are you so pretty" look.
The veins on Yin Aochen's forehead twitched, he gritted his teeth, stopped looking at the little fat man, turned around and went back into the room.
The little fat man happily jumped up and followed behind. She thought about what Ye Zhen said today. Although what she said seemed to make sense, she just likes to take advantage of the pervert every day. The look of swearing to death makes me feel refreshed.So, who cares if the pervert thinks she's a random person?If he dares to think so, she will beat him until he dare not think so!Hmph, who is afraid of who!
The little fat man "baji" kissed the pervert's face, and said cheerfully: "This is a home kiss, it doesn't count in the ten kisses~"
Yin Aochen wiped his face with a sweat towel in disgust, his whole body was twitching.
Little Fatty now attaches great importance to perverts, after all, they only have three days to get along with each other.Well, that's right, didn't the system say that Yin Aochen would have to suspend the main task three if he couldn't figure it out within three days, and then he probably wouldn't have a chance to see the pervert.
"Brother Chen, why do you seem unhappy? Could it be that someone bullied you?" The little fat man asked with a serious face.
This deity is not happy because of you!Besides you, who dares to blaspheme this deity!
Yin Aochen was so angry that it was difficult to speak, and he let out a muffled "hmm".
The little fat man knowingly asked: "Oh, who dares to bully you! I'll beat him up for you!"
It's you!It's you!It's you!
Yin Aochen almost roared out, but it was too shameful. After thinking about it, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said faintly: "King Han."
Yo ho!
The little fat man was taken aback. The pervert admitted that he had been bullied by name. What a fucking nonsense!Immediately she got angry, hmph, besides her, who dares to bully the pervert!
"Don't worry, I will bully you back!" The little fat man clenched his fists and vowed.
Yin Aochen glanced at her, nodded and said, "You're so good."
The little fat man was praised, his mood fluctuated, he hugged the pervert's neck, and gave another "little fat man brand" kiss.After the kiss, I still don't forget to add a sentence: "This is a 'reward kiss', it can't be counted in those ten kisses."
Yin Aochen clenched his fists tightly, heck!When he gets the exercises practiced by the little fat man, he will immediately feed the little fat man to the tiger!
"His Royal Highness, this is an invitation from King Han."
The little fat man was having a good time, when a palace official came in respectfully, holding a bronzing invitation card in front of Yin Aochen with both hands.
Yin Aochen waved his hand to retreat the palace man, opened the invitation and glanced at it, then closed it with a "snap".
The little fat man asked, "What is the King of Han looking for?"
The corners of Yin Aochen's mouth curled up evilly, and he lowered his head to the little fat man and said, "King Han held a family banquet tonight, please invite me to join in."
The little fat man frowned and said dissatisfiedly: "It's so late now, maybe the family banquet has started for a while? Besides, King Han is really dishonest, how could he inform you now?"
Yin Aochen snorted, "That's what you said, but since he invited me, I, as an older brother, must give him some face."
"Then take me with you." The little fat man sat on the pervert's neck involuntarily, and patted the pervert's head very appropriately, "Drive! Let's go!"
The corner of Yin Aochen's mouth twitched, numb!How dare you treat him like a beast!Ning Xiaopang, this deity is at odds with you!
Five fingers bent in the sleeve robe, and finally drooped down, hum, forget it, he won't care about a little kid!
……
Although the little fat man feels wronged by the pervert, he is still very excited and happy when he thinks about being able to go to see the family banquet of the royal family~
Especially when the little fat man saw his old acquaintance Princess Wei Yezhen at the family banquet, his excitement and joy reached its peak.
However, there is a saying that the full moon is full of losses, prosperity and decline, and after the excitement reaches its peak, the little fat man will be greeted with a blow.Ahem, it's not that exaggerated, it's just that Zhao Wang Beitangmo proposed to play "Poetry Solitaire"... that's all.
The rules of the game are very simple. The host, that is, Han Wang Beitangfeng, begins to read a poem or word, clockwise, and the next person starts with the word that ends in the previous poem or word, and continues the poem or word within three tones. If you can't catch up, you lose, and the loser is fined to drink a glass of wine.
The little fat man nestled in Yin Aochen's arms, resting his cheeks, his eyes were piercing with resentment, swishing towards everyone present.Hmph, why did the ancients love to play such literary games so much?Shall we fight with fists?Don't you know that she was dizzy when she recited ancient poems back then?
Resentment was raging in his heart, and the voice of the small system suddenly came out: [Host, according to reliable data analysis, Yin Aochen is the least good at this kind of literati game! 】
Little Fatty: (⊙o⊙)!
This group of people in Thomas just want to see her family's perverted jokes? !It's really unreasonable!
818: [Host, after system testing, Yin Aochen's wine was mixed with a small amount of aphrodisiac. This medicine is colorless and tasteless, so it's hard to detect...]
The little fat man was furious, and Thomas dared to turn the man she liked into someone else's bed!Uncle can bear and aunt can't bear!
Ever since, the little fat man yelled to take part in Poetry Solitaire on behalf of Yin Aochen.
Yin Aochen looked at the little fat man suspiciously, and didn't say anything, but he almost wrote on his face: "Are you okay?"
818 also asked distrustfully in the sea of consciousness: 【Host, are you sure you know more poems than Yin Aochen? 】
The little fat man felt that he was underestimated, he slapped the table wildly, and shouted: "I want to participate on behalf of brother Chen, and anyone who disagrees can speak up!"
Just kidding, Routuantuan, you have a godly cultivation base, who dares to disagree with you being so mad?
King Han and the others agreed with a forced smile.
Yin Aochen was surprised, he didn't usually see the little fat man reading, could it be that this is a hidden master of reading?
818 scanned the audience and turned around clockwise. Han Wang was right behind the host, which meant that if Han Wang couldn't catch the host's poem, he would lose.Hehe, the point is, what should the host do if he can't even connect to the last person's poem?
But no matter how worried the small system was, Poetry Solitaire started.Facts have proved that its concerns are right, but also unnecessary.
Han Wang Beitang raised his head and said: "Look at all the mountains and small ones."
"one……"
As soon as the words fell, someone started counting.
The little fat man gnawed on the chicken leg, "little"?How can I take this?Are there any words or poems that begin with "small"?
As soon as the first count was counted, Zhao Wang Beitang Mo had already answered: "Little bridge and flowing water."
The little fat man felt that his ears were going to be pregnant, um, Zhao Wang’s subwoofer is so provocative~
"one……"
"The family letter is worth ten thousand gold." After all, the word "family" is easy to pick up, and Yan Wang Beitangyan answered it almost immediately after the first counting sound.
Yin Aochen glanced at the little fat man Youzai Youzai who was busy eating, so calm and relaxed, could it be that the little fat man is really a master of poetry?
818 couldn't help but look sideways at the host. Could it be that the host has upgraded from being able to say only a few words "the moonlight in front of the bed" to being able to blurt out "the sunset and the lone duck fly together"?
"One, two..."
As King Yan took out the poem, the counting also began. Seeing that the limit of three voices was approaching, King Qin Beitangmo finally came up with a sentence: "Golden bottle of sake fights ten thousand."
818 saw that the last words were getting harder and harder to answer, and couldn't help breaking a cold sweat for the host.But seeing the host gnawing on a chicken leg, his mouth full of oil, and except for a contented smile on his fleshy face, there was no sign of tension or urgency at all. I couldn't help but wonder if it was thinking too much, and the host had actually upgraded to a young poet?
"one……"
After King Qin finished his speech, the three-tone counting began immediately.
"Thousands of miles of warbler crows, green reflects red." Wei Wang Beitang thought for a while, and answered before the second counting sound started.
"one……"
The three beep count begins!
It's the turn of Little Fatty Solitaire!
818 looked at the host nervously and expectantly, and even began to search for the answer from the poetry library.Well, if the host really can't connect, it doesn't mind revealing the answer to the host, hehe~
"two……"
Yin Aochen glanced at the little fat man who was still gnawing on the chicken leg and didn't feel nervous at all, yo, is this a poem that has already been planned to continue?
Seeing this, the other people present had the same thoughts as Yin Aochen.
"three."
The sound of counting stopped abruptly here, and everyone looked at the little fat man.
The little fat man chewed a big mouthful of chicken legs, glanced at the crowd casually, and asked in a puzzled manner, "What are you looking at me for?"
It's up to you to take the next sentence!Don't look at who you look at!Thomas's three beeps have passed, and you haven't spoken a word, so you've lost!
Everyone complained about the little fat man in their hearts.
Han Wang saw the other party pretending to be stupid, so he had to give the other party another chance and reminded: "Sister-in-law, it's your turn to play the game." The title of "Prince Child Bride-in-law", but Emperor Liang has already recognized her as the Crown Princess, so everyone can only respectfully call "little sister-in-law" even though they are in conflict with each other.
The corner of Yin Aochen's mouth twitched, he glanced at the little fat man, and suddenly wanted to laugh.Well, he had a hunch that the little fat man would probably do something unexpected like overthrowing the old emperor.
Sure enough, the little fat man let out an "oh" and pretended to think about it for a while, then tilted his head and asked Han Wang: "What should I do if I can't connect?"
If you can't catch up, you will be fined to drink!Everyone shouted in their hearts.
Han Wangqiang squeezed out a smiling face, "Little sister-in-law, according to the rules, you have to drink a glass of wine as a penalty."
The little fat man puffed out his fleshy face, and said solemnly: "Children are not allowed to drink alcohol."
Yin Aochen secretly thought that sure enough, it seems that the little fat man didn't intend to continue the poem from the beginning, but just wanted to mess around.
"Then you can ask Second Brother to drink for you." Qin Wang Beitang Ce immediately took over the conversation.
The little fat man glanced at King Qin, hum, this man who can only act cute and pretend to be tender is really an eyesore!
"I hate brother Chen's drinking." The little fat man bit the words, the word "hate" was very heavy.
I can't connect to poetry, and I don't want to drink...
Yan Wang Beitang Yan said with a nasty smile: "Does my little sister-in-law want to play tricks?"
Everyone looked at Yin Aochen with sarcasm, after all, the crown prince was the one who was ashamed when this matter broke out.Unexpectedly, as soon as King Yan finished speaking, the little fat man nodded solemnly, and said word by word: "No, yes."
Zhao Wang Beitang sneered, "Little sister-in-law, the rules must not be messed up."
The other princes couldn't help laughing out loud, it's really ridiculous to be so righteous in such a shame.
Who knows, upon hearing Zhao Wang's insinuation, the little fat man still nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, that's right."
Everyone was taken aback, wanting to play tricks and behave, what on earth does this little doll want to do?
"boom!"
Everyone's doubts were dispelled by a loud sound of wine glasses breaking.
The little fat man smashed Yin Aochen's wine glass to the ground, stood up, looked around everyone, and said seriously: "I don't like brother Chen drinking, if there is something unclean in the wine, you will have diarrhea... ..."
As soon as these words came out, Han Wang suddenly changed his face.Did that mad dog of Beitang Chen know that he had taken the medicine?
Yin Aochen's pupils shrank, staring at the shards of the wine glass on the ground with a gloomy expression.
"...Next time I want to invite Brother Chen to a banquet, I would like to trouble you to say hello at least two days in advance. You only come to call out slowly after the banquet, do you understand the rules? Since you adults don't understand the rules, I, a child, will be more ignorant." I don't know what the rules are."
Everyone's faces were a little ugly. Some things were done on purpose. Everyone knew it in their hearts but no one would say it.But if the little fat man speaks out with such fanfare, isn't that just trying to tear his face?The point is, when the little fat man spoke, he released a little coercion, and everyone felt a little uncomfortable, and those with a slightly lower rank of martial arts almost bent their backs.
Ma Da!This is too dragging!
No matter how much everyone was in awe of the little fat man, it was inevitable that they would be a little annoyed at this time.
Yan Wang Beitangyan mocked: "My little sister-in-law always uses force to force her, I'm afraid others won't be convinced..."
"Snapped!"
The small food table in front of King Yan suddenly split into two parts, and the wreckage splashed to both sides, just in time to smash the tables of King Zhao Beitang Mo and Prince Beitang Ce respectively.
Everyone looked at the perpetrator in horror.
The little fat man withdrew the hand that made the move just now, grabbed a peeled crayfish and threw it into his mouth, sneered: "So what if I force you with force? Come and beat me if you have the ability. Just What kind of skill is lip service? I want to see which "others" are not convinced, tell me, let me see."
If you want to play hypocrisy and deception, you need someone to cooperate, and both parties love to play the brain-burning nine bends and eighteen bends.You are resourceful, and you can silence the other party with a few words, that requires the other party to be willing to fight with you.But the little doll in front of him made it clear that he wouldn't reason with you, and he was about to show his fists when he came up, looking like a rascal, and everyone felt a little headache.
King Yan was so angry that his lips trembled, but thinking of the little fat man's spiritual cultivation, his hands trembled and he had to endure it.
The little fat man smiled and said: "Since you don't have the ability to fight me, don't try to teach me a lesson. Even if you really have the ability to defeat me, I have to hold back. I am your "little sister-in-law", the princess recognized by the emperor, What qualifications do you have to criticize me, do you know what is called seniority and inferiority, and do you understand what the rules are?"
Ma Da!This little doll is so cute!I really want to slap her to death!
There was a fire in everyone's heart, but no one dared to speak out.After all, they can't beat them (even if they can beat them, they will be said to be bullying children), and the other party's words are reasonable, so they have nowhere to vent.So angry!
While the little fat man was talking, he still didn't forget to eat the chicken legs.Holding the drumstick in his hand, he nodded towards King Zhao, King Yan, and King Qin, and said in a serious manner: "I am a child, with a bad temper and self-willedness, and I am as gracious as Brother Wuchen. If you bully me, I will beat people, really, to death, I will never lie to you."
When the incident got to this point, Han Wang, as the host, hurried out to smooth things over, "Everyone is just joking around, little sister-in-law, don't be angry..."
"Oh, are you kidding around?" The little fat man raised his eyebrows and took over the conversation, "I'm not very smart, so I can't tell I'm just kidding around! Oh, by the way, if you guys are messing around with Brother Chen like this, I'm not going to beat you to death—I'm going to beat you to death."
Speaking of this, the little fat man turned his head to the side, looked at Yin Aochen eagerly for knowledge, and asked: "Well, brother Chen, I beat them to death, will the emperor punish me?"
Yin Aochen suppressed a smile in his heart, and he still wanted to put on a respectful look on his face, and said seriously: "Little fat man, as a sister-in-law, how can you bully your uncle?"
The little fat man smacked his mouth and said dissatisfiedly: "They bullied me. They are obviously a group of adults, and they want me, a child, to play 'Poetry Solitaire' with them. I am only three years old, and I don't eat as much as they do." I read a lot of books, can I beat them? Isn't this an obvious bully?"
Everyone is depressed to death, shit!Is it you who are scornful and playful and want to play together?Who is bullying whom?Also, what does it mean to "eat less than they read"?Is that what it says?Labor and management dare to swear to God, the books you read must be less than the rice you eat!
Yin Aochen felt that such a shameless little fatty was so cute, and really wanted to kiss her.
As soon as the thought came to him, he quickly pooh-poohed in his heart, this little pervert, he didn't want to kiss her!
"Little fat man, as a princess, you have to be magnanimous." Yin Aochen said earnestly.
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, Beitangchen, is it really okay for you to curse so obliquely?Are laborers not generous enough?
The little fat man snorted twice, took the warm and damp handkerchief from the attendant's hand in dissatisfaction, and wiped his mouth and hands clean.Then he took Yin Aochen's arm and said coquettishly: "Brother Chen, I don't like this Poetry Solitaire, let's go."
Yin Aochen stood up, with an expression of "I can't blame me, and I'm helpless", and said to everyone, the little fat man can't sit still, so he will take a step first, I wish you all a good meal~
Ever since, everyone saw the pervert leading the little fat man and walked briskly away.How brisk is that step?Well, I almost hummed a ditty!How brisk do you say?
Ma Da!It's really maddening!Beitangchen is a mad dog that bites people, and that little fat man is dynamite that ignites at a touch!It explodes until you have no time to react, and there is no bones left!
Han Wang and the others looked at each other with wonderful expressions.
I don't know how long it took, but someone said, "Finally I'm breathing."
Then, everyone noticed that the strong coercion of the little fat man had withdrawn, and they all let out a breath of foul air.
Nothing happened to Wei Wang and his wife.
Wei Wangfei Ye Zhen said to Wei Wang: "Don't follow and make trouble." When Shushu's coercion suddenly came over, she was almost bent over, but luckily Shushu immediately threw a barrier to protect her She, by the way, also protected King Wei.
King Wei said "Well", noncommittal.
"This little fat man is too much!" Zhao Wang Beitang said angrily.
Others thought the same, but they didn't say anything.After all, martial arts are respected, and if the little fat man can show such strength, even if they are dissatisfied, they have nothing to say.Heh, but there are ways to make this mindless fat man pay the price!
Of course, these poor princes don't know that there is something called "the protagonist's halo", otherwise they wouldn't be so desperate to die again and again.
"Let's leave, everyone." King Han waved his hand.
A family banquet turned out like this, who would still be in the mood to continue playing, it's too bad.
……
On the way back to the East Palace, Yin Aochen asked the little fat man riding on his neck: "You didn't plan to pick up the dragon, did you?"
The little fat man nodded triumphantly, "That kind of thing is not suitable for me to play with."
Yin Aochen said with a smile: "You will make excuses for yourself. They probably won't be interested if you make such a fuss."
The little fat man said cheerfully: "It's just to spoil their interest, otherwise, why am I making a fuss? Let me tell you, your glass of wine has been drugged with aphrodisiacs. Don't ask me why I know, I just You see, you have to trust me."
Hearing the word "aphrodisiac", Yin Aochen's eyes flashed, and then he lowered his eyes and remained silent, unable to see the expression clearly.
【Ding!Yin Aochen's favorability +10%! 】
[Temporary value of favorability: 70%! 】
The little fat man was stunned for a moment when he heard the notification sound in the sea of consciousness. Since starting the main task 818, 10 reported Yin Aochen's favorability for the first time.In other words, Yin Aochen's favorability did not fluctuate before, how could it be possible to increase it by 70%, and the total became [-]%?
818 reminded: [Did the host forget to form an alliance with Yin Aochen back then?At that time, he had a 60% favorability with the host. 】
The little fat man suddenly realized, but soon fell into confusion, and asked nervously: [I am a baby now, Yin Aochen can actually increase his favorability towards me, so he must not be a pedophile, right? 】
(End of this chapter)
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