System ① The mysterious husband of the villain's supporting role
Chapter 104 Another Time Traveler?
Chapter 104 Another Time Traveler?
Ye Zhen is dumbfounded, what the hell kind of magic is this?She just greeted the little goddess in a friendly manner. Why is the prince throwing the little goddess onto the stage to compete with her?
Ye Zhen is now Princess Wei.Three days ago, I was still a small Internet celebrity, and I stayed up all night to record a VCR.I wanted to go to sleep and continue having sex with fans, but who knew, she actually time-traveled while she was sleeping, and what a fashionable soul wear!Before she could figure out the situation, she met the emperor's [-]th birthday, and then she encountered an inexplicable provocation from Princess Han.Well, she is also an Internet celebrity with millions of fans, so it's really easy to perform on stage or something.She saw that the little goddess opposite was soft and cute, suddenly jumped off the stool and was about to run, and thought that the other party wanted to go on stage to have fun with her, so she asked friendlyly.Then……
Ye Zhen looked at the little dumpling in front of her, and suddenly felt a little guilty.She didn't know what to feel guilty about.Anyway, being stared at by a three-year-old baby with big foggy eyes, she felt that she was bullying a child for no reason.
"Miss Ning, what do you want to compare with me?" Ye Zhen tried to keep her tone soft, for fear of scaring this little loli.
In fact, she felt that there was really no comparison between an adult in her early twenties and a three-year-old baby. No matter how you looked at it, she was bullying the younger.But the crown prince is a mad dog, well, that's what King Wei told her.The mad dog is barking, does she dare not obey?
Xin Suinian felt extremely upset, the f*cking boss doesn't want to compare with you in anything!
"sing and dance."
Hehe, this was not said by the little fat man, but by a pervert.
Xin Suinian looked at Yin Aochen resentfully, what the hell is going on with Thomas?Had he heard her sing, seen her dance?You are so dragging, come and compare singing and dancing with the heroine yourself!
Seeing the little Lolita puffing her cheeks and looking aggrieved, Ye Zhen felt that the situation was not good.Ouch, look at this pitiful appearance, he must have been forced by the prince, right?
Ye Zhen's motherhood was so strong that she was about to ignore the prince's mad dog attributes and boldly say "no comparison", when she heard the little fat man at her feet singing: "Twinkle, twinkle, the sky is full of little stars..."
Not only did he sing, but the little fat man also danced... Hahahahaha, like a frog moving!Wait, no!
boom--
Ye Zhen's brain exploded! "little stars"?What the hell!Is the little goddess time-traveling too? !
Xin Suinian's heart was broken, and under the pervert's cannibalistic gaze, she was forced to sing a song, um, a nursery rhyme.She doesn't want to be like this either, but who told her that her best is "Little Star", oh, and there is also "Two Tigers", do you want to listen to it?
Cough, far away.
The little fat man scanned the audience while singing, and then...
The audience exploded!
The group of ministers and ladies wiped their tears with their sleeves:
#Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #
Ye Zhen put down her hands covering her ears, is there something wrong with her ears?She really thinks that the little goddess singing is like killing a pig!
Xin Suinian: "..."
The "100% stun warrior" skill is really PIA, although it is only effective for warriors.Of course, the little fat man doesn't know yet, the skills/attributes given by the system either don't work for the male protagonist, or the effect is greatly reduced...
In the end, how Ye Zhen responded, what song she sang, what dance she danced, the little fat man has completely ignored her, and now she has fallen into the abyss of despair.
Hey, she actually got into a fight with the heroine just like that!The dead pervert also contributed to the flames!Ma Da!Sure enough, the male protagonist will cause trouble when he meets the female protagonist!
818 asked uncertainly: [Host, is there a heroine in "The World"? 】
Xin Suinian was stunned for a moment, and carefully recalled the plot of the novel, and then came to his senses - the f*ck "The World" is a novel with a male protagonist, all female characters are soy sauce and harem, the only one with more scenes is "" Xin Suinian", but this guy still disguises himself as a man until his death, so his female identity can be ignored.
Well, to sum up, "The World" only has a male lead, not a female lead.But what is the situation now?
818 is also very confused, 【In addition to the host, there shouldn't be other traversers...】
Xin Suinian didn't delve into the deep meaning of the word "shouldn't" in the other party's mouth, and asked: [Could Princess Wei also be a girl who wears books with a system? 】
【impossible! 】818 immediately retorted, 【Where did the system choose her! 】
818 is a bit too excited, as if there is no other system in this world except it.
Xin Suinian was a little surprised, but then she thought about it, how could she understand the virtual world of the system, and it was better not to delve into wasting brain cells.
[Then what should we do now? ] Xin Suinian asked.
Now that the other party is not the heroine, there is no "heroine halo", and she doesn't have to worry about being wiped out by the shining "heroine halo".However, according to the tone of the system, it is a very serious matter for other traversers to appear in this world, and she really wants to know if she can do something within her power to change the status quo.
818 said heavily: 【Observe for a while, see how bad the situation is, and then deal with it. 】
818's tone was so heavy that Xin Suinian was inexplicably terrified, his heart fluttered, and he felt a sense of fear that the end of the world was coming.
With regard to this so-called competition, Ye Hao lost without any suspense due to the "100% stunned fighter" plug-in that the little fat man has, and there is no suspense about the little fat man who has the ability to kill pigs and jump frogs The land has harvested a large number of fans.
Well, cheating is really a scary thing, no wonder Tencent will ban players who use cheating...
Cough cough, it's far away, the little fat man is angry now, okay?
"Brother Chen, you are so unkind!" After the birthday banquet, the little fat man kept a straight face, and seriously explained the principles of life to the pervert.
"En." Yin Aochen hummed perfunctorily.He felt that there was something wrong with the little fat man before, and he seemed to have the power to deceive people.Seeing it today, it really is.The little fat man's performance was obviously far worse than that of Princess Wei, to be precise, it was unbearable to hear, and he couldn't bear to look directly at it, but the stupid emperor and his officials were fascinated, and were deeply attracted by the little fat man.What a strange thing!
The little fat man got angry and yelled: "Beitangchen, how can you be like this? Just push him out to the competition casually. If I make a fool of myself today, it will also embarrass you!"
"Are you concerned about me?" Yin Aochen asked.
ha?Where did she care about the pervert?She is talking about the matter, can you blame the other party?
The little fat man stared at the tall and burly pervert, and seeing the serious expression on his face, she began to doubt the intention of what she just said...
Could it be... She really cares about perverts?
818: [Ding!Yin Aochen's malicious value -10%! 】
[Malicious value transient value: 101%! 】
The little fat man heard that the malicious value that had not changed for a long time was finally about to drop back to the initial value, and the anger in his heart disappeared by more than half, and he no longer confronted Yin Aochen with the question of today's competition, but he made a summary: " Don't push me to do anything again!"
"Okay." Yin Aochen said.Anyway, he has confirmed some conjectures about the little fat man, and he will not do anything to the little fat man in a short time.
The little fat man snorted, and the pervert agreed too simply.
Well, there is a conspiracy!Absolutely!
But the little fat man obviously let it go after thinking about it, and he still ate and drank in the following days, thinking about how to reduce the malicious value and increase the favorability.
During this period, two incidents happened that made the little fat man dumbfounded...
One is related to Princess Wei:
Ever since the competition that day, Princess Wei Ye Zhen has often tried every means to enter the palace to see her.After going back and forth, the two became acquainted.But no matter how excited the two are chatting, the topic will always turn to a strange place in the end.for example:
Little Fatty: "Hey, Brother Chen hasn't come back yet..."
Princess Wei: "Tsk tsk, you are the body of a lolita, the heart of a womanizer, and you will never be able to leave the handsome prince His Royal Highness. Come, come, let me teach you some exclusive sexual intercourse techniques..."
Hello, the opponent has launched an attack on you.
Fatty, pawn.
Another example:
Little fat man: "That lotus flower is very beautiful. If you pick it off, you will die. You should leave quickly, lest I can't resist pulling it out."
Princess Wei: "White Lotus? Where is it? Why do you want to leave? Let me tell you, if you deal with White Lotus, you have to beat her! That's how it looks, eyes like mist and dreams, romantic mood like poetry! Come on..."
Hello, the opponent has launched an attack on you!
Fatty, pawn.
Cough cough, no matter what, the two still get along very happily...
The other is related to priests:
Liang Guo has the post of priest, which can only be held by women.
One day, the little fat man and Princess Wei went to watch the priests pray for blessings.The two modern people were lucky enough to see how the ancients did it, and they were very excited.
Seeing that the priests came out after endless calls, and finally passed them to the altar, the little fat man and Princess Wei were extremely excited.Because the little fat man was short and small, Princess Wei held her in her arms. When they were excited, the two swayed from side to side at the same time, almost falling down.
When the priest finally began to chant the spell, the two finally found the right balance and were no longer so excited.However, this situation did not last for a second...
The little fat man picked out his ears, and whispered: "I really want to have auditory hallucinations, and I heard the priest speaking English..."
Princess Wei said, "It's so scary, I actually heard the bird language! Did you know that the sixth level of the bird language exam..."
The two stopped at the same time, looking at each other.
Yes, the priest was not reciting spells, but English, broken Chinglish.
As soon as the wind blew, the priest's words came to my ears: "We are kicked by dogs every day, and we love to recover and dismantle..."
What the hell!
Both of them realized: This priest is also time-traveling!
So, after the blessing was over, the little fat man and Princess Wei intercepted the priest.To be precise, once the little fat man stood there, the priest would not dare to leave, and no one else would dare to approach him.
Hey, who the hell called the little fat man a little goddess! ╮(╯▽╰)╭
The little fat man decided to express his background and position in the most exciting and direct way, blurting out: "Who_are_you?"
The priest was stunned for a second, and then exulted: "My fellow, my fellow!"
Ever since, the time-traveling trio got acquainted quickly, and the fight became fierce.
The priest's name is Bai Ruyu, um, she looks a bit...black.Bai Ruyu was originally a technical geek, she majored in computer science, and when it comes to programming, she knows how to program.Of course, the little fat man and Princess Wei can't understand a word.
Talking about his own experience, the priest cried with snot and tears: "I just received the promotion notice, thinking that my future is bright, I woke up laughing from my dream. But when I woke up laughing, I ended up in this feudal society! Wow! Wow, there is no toilet to go to the bathroom here, and there is no Internet for entertainment, every day I open and close my eyes, and I will be gone in a day!"
Princess Wei felt the same way, she held the priest's hand and said, "It's nothing to you, I unfortunately got the script of Zhai Dou Gong Dou. Every day I wake up, I have to fight with a group of coquettish bastards, green tea and white lotus. Hey, I was Thinking of acting in a palace drama and becoming a small star on the [-]th line, but who would have thought that a time-travel would really turn him into a palace drama! Tell me, who will the heavens spare, who will be spared?"
The two voicing bitterness did not affect the little fat man, on the contrary, her expression was very solemn.
Xin Suinian: [818, Bai Ruyu also traveled through time! 】Traveling in a group is not popular these days, right?What the hell are they wearing into the same book!It's weird just thinking about it!
818 muttered to himself: 【Impossible, these people simply don't have the ability to enter this world, how could this happen...】
Xin Suinian couldn't hear what the system was saying, but the other party's nervousness was clearly conveyed to her.She was about to say something soothing when she heard the small system get angry and said: [The situation is urgent, I will report it to the main system immediately!During this period, please leave a message if you have anything to do with the host! 】
Xin Suinian: […]
To be honest, looking at these two fellow countrymen now, she is a bit square...
But Fang returned to Fang, and the little fat man still had a good time with the priest and Princess Wei every day.There is no way, the system is offline, and the pervert goes to the Hundred Ghosts Palace without taking her with her, she is really lonely and cold by herself, she needs someone to accompany her, um, that's all.
Perhaps it was the loneliness in the little fat man that made Tiandao feel sad. One day, Yin Aochen, who had ignored the little fat man for a long time, suddenly asked, "Little fat man, do you want to go out to play?"
The little fat man's eyes lit up, and while cursing how the pervert could be so kind, he couldn't help but nodded and said: "I think!"
So, Yin Aochen put on a mask, put a small mask on the little fat man, and went out.
The little fat man touched the mask on his face, thinking that the pervert was really careful when doing things.
Facts have proved that for people like Yin Aochen, the so-called play is just a different place to work.
The little fat man was sitting on one side, eating the prepared fruit, while watching the two men on the opposite side seriously discussing the current situation.
To be honest, when she knew that Yin Aochen had come to see Lin Zhan, she was very happy.After all, she hasn't seen Lin Zhan for so long, and she still misses her a lot.
This is a very strange psychological experience.When Lin Zhan was dangling in front of her all day long, she thought every day that it would be great if she could get rid of this "professional pollution".But when she couldn't see him, she would think of him from time to time.Well, this should be the so-called "missing".
However, when you find out that the person you miss is not playing with you, but has a hot fight with a gay friend, what will you think?
Hehe, Nima!Go get involved, two souls!
Keke, just kidding.It is said that men who work are the most charming, um, her Ah Zhan is really dizzy when she is serious, she exudes a holy light...
"Not only the Xiao family, but the Zhao family and the Fang family also planted crane and turtle forests, and there are many demons hiding in the forests." Lin Zhan said in a deep voice.
The little fat man suddenly looked up at Lin Zhan.The three major families of the Song Dynasty all planted crane and tortoise trees. How could it be such a coincidence?If there are demons in the Crane and Turtle Forest, wouldn't there be demons in the forest of PY Tuhong?When she accidentally destroyed the crane and tortoise tree, where did the demons there go?
Xin Suinian felt chills down his spine, that was the imperial palace, if the demons ran out, they would threaten the center of the entire country, how did PY Tuhong arrange these demons?
She was thinking hard when Lin Zhan picked her up unexpectedly.
The familiar breath enveloped her, and Xin Suinian blushed instantly.
"Go, brother will take you to see something fun." Lin Zhan said with a light smile.
Xin Suinian covered his eyes, suddenly feeling a little helpless.Ning Wuyuan is the youngest of these people, but he wants to call himself "uncle"; on the contrary, Lin Zhan, Yin Aochen, and Xia Houche, who are a little older, call themselves "brothers". Hey, I always feel a little weird.Hmm, a little shameful.
Regarding why Lin Zhan hugged her instead of Yin Aochen, the little fat man said that perverts hate hugging her the most, and Lin Zhan wanted to have a daughter like her.Well, so, it became like this.
However, when he heard Lin Zhan say to Yin Aochen, "Ao Jue is going to do a soul-suppressing ceremony at the altar", the little fat man knew that things gather like creatures and people are divided into groups. Come on, Lin Zhan also went to work in the name of playing. male silver!
Unsurprisingly, Lin Zhan carried her to the altar to observe.
It is said that it is a holy altar, but it is actually not that sacred, at least Xin Suinian thinks so.
From a distance, the altar looks like a conical pyramid, each layer is round and made of obsidian.It is said that this stone is a treasure to ward off evil spirits.The altar is in the suburbs. Although it looks solemn and solemn, it is very lonely.If someone passed by, it should be very happy, Xin Suinian thought.
At this time, there was a sea of people under the altar, but there was no noise, and it was surprisingly quiet. Everyone looked devoutly and looked at the man on the altar.
Lin Zhan was tall, and Xin Suinian sat on his neck, so he could see clearly the situation on the altar across the crowd.
On the altar, under the blue sky, a handsome man stood facing the wind. He was dressed in a robe with blue patterns on a white background. He seemed to be integrated with the blue sky and white clouds behind him, and he could soar into the nine heavens at any time.The dragon pattern on the robe was lifelike, like a real dragon hovering over him.
A strange thought suddenly popped up in Xin Suinian's heart, is that dragon real?
"A few days ago, the dead souls of the old empress and others made a big fuss in the palace. If Ao Jue didn't come to the soul sacrificing ceremony, those in the palace would be in a state of panic all day long." Lin Zhan said, with a touch of contempt in his voice .
Yin Aochen looked at the man on the altar, narrowed his narrow eyes slightly, and murmured, "I think Ao Jue is just putting on a show."
Lin Zhan's complexion changed slightly, and he watched the man on the altar seriously.After looking at it for a while, he chuckled and said, "It seems that the only person who can save old man PY is also unreliable."
Listening to the conversation between the two like code words, Xin Suinian looked at Ao Jue suspiciously.It's a pity that she couldn't see any way, so she had to turn her head to look at Lin Zhan and Yin Aochen, but she was still confused.What do these two people mean when they sing together?Isn't Ao Jue really suppressing the soul?
His fingers suddenly trembled uncontrollably, Xin Suinian looked down, and it turned out that the "scroll girl" in the storage ring became restless.But restlessness is restlessness, "scroll girl" did not emerge from the storage ring.
Xin Suinian's heart skipped a beat. Since the incident of taking off the mask, the "scroll girl" has been very peaceful. What's wrong with her now?
Just thinking about it, a strong feeling of nostalgia suddenly swept over her.Xin Suinian was a little startled, she and the "scroll girl" were connected, and this sudden feeling obviously belonged to the "scroll girl".
She thought it was the "scroll girl" who wanted to run out to meet Lin Zhan, but it turned out that she was completely wrong.
Under the traction of this emotion, she involuntarily looked up at Ao Jue.My heart trembled, and all my thoughts gathered at my fingertips...
You can see each other at a glance, one step is like a heavy city, and the mountains and seas are not flat.
The turbulent crowd in front of her seemed to be an insurmountable chasm. She stood at one end, looked at the people at the other end, and remained silent.
She suddenly wanted to cry, and a picture suddenly flashed in the sea of consciousness:
【"Yaozhu, what are you holding in your hand?" asked the man in the flamboyant pink coat.
"Dice, it's quite fun." The woman in Xuanyi said while tossing the dice.
Feiyan stared at the dice for a while, then asked with difficulty: "This thing...should be given to you by someone else?"
Yaozhu caught the dice and looked at Feiyan, "Hey, how do you know?"
Feiyan chuckled and said with a Sherlock Holmes expression: "This dice is so exquisite that it looks like nothing ordinary at first glance. You are only telling the truth. If you want to play dice, you obviously wouldn't make a special trip to find such an exquisite thing."
Yao Zhu started tossing the dice again, and said with a smile, "Yo ho, the one who knows me is not my face~"
Feiyan smiled ambiguously and said, "Yao Zhu, is it Emperor Ku Xin who sent the things?"
Yao Zhu held the dice and said disdainfully, "How could it be him?"
Fei's face changed, and he said seriously: "Yao Zhu, you'd better stop taking other people's things indiscriminately in the future."
Yao Zhu asked strangely, "What's wrong?"
Feiyan said solemnly: "The person who sent you the dice is obviously more educated than you. I guess he must have read a poem 'Linglong dice and red beans, you will know if you are in love'."]
I don't know if I miss you deeply...
Xin Suinian's mind was shocked suddenly, it's coming again, it's coming again!It's been a long time since she had such a strange dream, but when she woke up today, she unexpectedly saw this kind of illusion!Why? !
Before she had time to sort out her thoughts, the "scroll girl" in the storage ring suddenly went crazy, and made a jerk, dragging her towards the altar.Lin Zhan and Yin Aochen wanted to catch her, but the speed of "Scroll Girl" was astonishingly fast, and she climbed onto the altar in no time.No, to be precise, she bumped into Ao Jue's arms...
(End of this chapter)
Ye Zhen is dumbfounded, what the hell kind of magic is this?She just greeted the little goddess in a friendly manner. Why is the prince throwing the little goddess onto the stage to compete with her?
Ye Zhen is now Princess Wei.Three days ago, I was still a small Internet celebrity, and I stayed up all night to record a VCR.I wanted to go to sleep and continue having sex with fans, but who knew, she actually time-traveled while she was sleeping, and what a fashionable soul wear!Before she could figure out the situation, she met the emperor's [-]th birthday, and then she encountered an inexplicable provocation from Princess Han.Well, she is also an Internet celebrity with millions of fans, so it's really easy to perform on stage or something.She saw that the little goddess opposite was soft and cute, suddenly jumped off the stool and was about to run, and thought that the other party wanted to go on stage to have fun with her, so she asked friendlyly.Then……
Ye Zhen looked at the little dumpling in front of her, and suddenly felt a little guilty.She didn't know what to feel guilty about.Anyway, being stared at by a three-year-old baby with big foggy eyes, she felt that she was bullying a child for no reason.
"Miss Ning, what do you want to compare with me?" Ye Zhen tried to keep her tone soft, for fear of scaring this little loli.
In fact, she felt that there was really no comparison between an adult in her early twenties and a three-year-old baby. No matter how you looked at it, she was bullying the younger.But the crown prince is a mad dog, well, that's what King Wei told her.The mad dog is barking, does she dare not obey?
Xin Suinian felt extremely upset, the f*cking boss doesn't want to compare with you in anything!
"sing and dance."
Hehe, this was not said by the little fat man, but by a pervert.
Xin Suinian looked at Yin Aochen resentfully, what the hell is going on with Thomas?Had he heard her sing, seen her dance?You are so dragging, come and compare singing and dancing with the heroine yourself!
Seeing the little Lolita puffing her cheeks and looking aggrieved, Ye Zhen felt that the situation was not good.Ouch, look at this pitiful appearance, he must have been forced by the prince, right?
Ye Zhen's motherhood was so strong that she was about to ignore the prince's mad dog attributes and boldly say "no comparison", when she heard the little fat man at her feet singing: "Twinkle, twinkle, the sky is full of little stars..."
Not only did he sing, but the little fat man also danced... Hahahahaha, like a frog moving!Wait, no!
boom--
Ye Zhen's brain exploded! "little stars"?What the hell!Is the little goddess time-traveling too? !
Xin Suinian's heart was broken, and under the pervert's cannibalistic gaze, she was forced to sing a song, um, a nursery rhyme.She doesn't want to be like this either, but who told her that her best is "Little Star", oh, and there is also "Two Tigers", do you want to listen to it?
Cough, far away.
The little fat man scanned the audience while singing, and then...
The audience exploded!
The group of ministers and ladies wiped their tears with their sleeves:
#Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #
Ye Zhen put down her hands covering her ears, is there something wrong with her ears?She really thinks that the little goddess singing is like killing a pig!
Xin Suinian: "..."
The "100% stun warrior" skill is really PIA, although it is only effective for warriors.Of course, the little fat man doesn't know yet, the skills/attributes given by the system either don't work for the male protagonist, or the effect is greatly reduced...
In the end, how Ye Zhen responded, what song she sang, what dance she danced, the little fat man has completely ignored her, and now she has fallen into the abyss of despair.
Hey, she actually got into a fight with the heroine just like that!The dead pervert also contributed to the flames!Ma Da!Sure enough, the male protagonist will cause trouble when he meets the female protagonist!
818 asked uncertainly: [Host, is there a heroine in "The World"? 】
Xin Suinian was stunned for a moment, and carefully recalled the plot of the novel, and then came to his senses - the f*ck "The World" is a novel with a male protagonist, all female characters are soy sauce and harem, the only one with more scenes is "" Xin Suinian", but this guy still disguises himself as a man until his death, so his female identity can be ignored.
Well, to sum up, "The World" only has a male lead, not a female lead.But what is the situation now?
818 is also very confused, 【In addition to the host, there shouldn't be other traversers...】
Xin Suinian didn't delve into the deep meaning of the word "shouldn't" in the other party's mouth, and asked: [Could Princess Wei also be a girl who wears books with a system? 】
【impossible! 】818 immediately retorted, 【Where did the system choose her! 】
818 is a bit too excited, as if there is no other system in this world except it.
Xin Suinian was a little surprised, but then she thought about it, how could she understand the virtual world of the system, and it was better not to delve into wasting brain cells.
[Then what should we do now? ] Xin Suinian asked.
Now that the other party is not the heroine, there is no "heroine halo", and she doesn't have to worry about being wiped out by the shining "heroine halo".However, according to the tone of the system, it is a very serious matter for other traversers to appear in this world, and she really wants to know if she can do something within her power to change the status quo.
818 said heavily: 【Observe for a while, see how bad the situation is, and then deal with it. 】
818's tone was so heavy that Xin Suinian was inexplicably terrified, his heart fluttered, and he felt a sense of fear that the end of the world was coming.
With regard to this so-called competition, Ye Hao lost without any suspense due to the "100% stunned fighter" plug-in that the little fat man has, and there is no suspense about the little fat man who has the ability to kill pigs and jump frogs The land has harvested a large number of fans.
Well, cheating is really a scary thing, no wonder Tencent will ban players who use cheating...
Cough cough, it's far away, the little fat man is angry now, okay?
"Brother Chen, you are so unkind!" After the birthday banquet, the little fat man kept a straight face, and seriously explained the principles of life to the pervert.
"En." Yin Aochen hummed perfunctorily.He felt that there was something wrong with the little fat man before, and he seemed to have the power to deceive people.Seeing it today, it really is.The little fat man's performance was obviously far worse than that of Princess Wei, to be precise, it was unbearable to hear, and he couldn't bear to look directly at it, but the stupid emperor and his officials were fascinated, and were deeply attracted by the little fat man.What a strange thing!
The little fat man got angry and yelled: "Beitangchen, how can you be like this? Just push him out to the competition casually. If I make a fool of myself today, it will also embarrass you!"
"Are you concerned about me?" Yin Aochen asked.
ha?Where did she care about the pervert?She is talking about the matter, can you blame the other party?
The little fat man stared at the tall and burly pervert, and seeing the serious expression on his face, she began to doubt the intention of what she just said...
Could it be... She really cares about perverts?
818: [Ding!Yin Aochen's malicious value -10%! 】
[Malicious value transient value: 101%! 】
The little fat man heard that the malicious value that had not changed for a long time was finally about to drop back to the initial value, and the anger in his heart disappeared by more than half, and he no longer confronted Yin Aochen with the question of today's competition, but he made a summary: " Don't push me to do anything again!"
"Okay." Yin Aochen said.Anyway, he has confirmed some conjectures about the little fat man, and he will not do anything to the little fat man in a short time.
The little fat man snorted, and the pervert agreed too simply.
Well, there is a conspiracy!Absolutely!
But the little fat man obviously let it go after thinking about it, and he still ate and drank in the following days, thinking about how to reduce the malicious value and increase the favorability.
During this period, two incidents happened that made the little fat man dumbfounded...
One is related to Princess Wei:
Ever since the competition that day, Princess Wei Ye Zhen has often tried every means to enter the palace to see her.After going back and forth, the two became acquainted.But no matter how excited the two are chatting, the topic will always turn to a strange place in the end.for example:
Little Fatty: "Hey, Brother Chen hasn't come back yet..."
Princess Wei: "Tsk tsk, you are the body of a lolita, the heart of a womanizer, and you will never be able to leave the handsome prince His Royal Highness. Come, come, let me teach you some exclusive sexual intercourse techniques..."
Hello, the opponent has launched an attack on you.
Fatty, pawn.
Another example:
Little fat man: "That lotus flower is very beautiful. If you pick it off, you will die. You should leave quickly, lest I can't resist pulling it out."
Princess Wei: "White Lotus? Where is it? Why do you want to leave? Let me tell you, if you deal with White Lotus, you have to beat her! That's how it looks, eyes like mist and dreams, romantic mood like poetry! Come on..."
Hello, the opponent has launched an attack on you!
Fatty, pawn.
Cough cough, no matter what, the two still get along very happily...
The other is related to priests:
Liang Guo has the post of priest, which can only be held by women.
One day, the little fat man and Princess Wei went to watch the priests pray for blessings.The two modern people were lucky enough to see how the ancients did it, and they were very excited.
Seeing that the priests came out after endless calls, and finally passed them to the altar, the little fat man and Princess Wei were extremely excited.Because the little fat man was short and small, Princess Wei held her in her arms. When they were excited, the two swayed from side to side at the same time, almost falling down.
When the priest finally began to chant the spell, the two finally found the right balance and were no longer so excited.However, this situation did not last for a second...
The little fat man picked out his ears, and whispered: "I really want to have auditory hallucinations, and I heard the priest speaking English..."
Princess Wei said, "It's so scary, I actually heard the bird language! Did you know that the sixth level of the bird language exam..."
The two stopped at the same time, looking at each other.
Yes, the priest was not reciting spells, but English, broken Chinglish.
As soon as the wind blew, the priest's words came to my ears: "We are kicked by dogs every day, and we love to recover and dismantle..."
What the hell!
Both of them realized: This priest is also time-traveling!
So, after the blessing was over, the little fat man and Princess Wei intercepted the priest.To be precise, once the little fat man stood there, the priest would not dare to leave, and no one else would dare to approach him.
Hey, who the hell called the little fat man a little goddess! ╮(╯▽╰)╭
The little fat man decided to express his background and position in the most exciting and direct way, blurting out: "Who_are_you?"
The priest was stunned for a second, and then exulted: "My fellow, my fellow!"
Ever since, the time-traveling trio got acquainted quickly, and the fight became fierce.
The priest's name is Bai Ruyu, um, she looks a bit...black.Bai Ruyu was originally a technical geek, she majored in computer science, and when it comes to programming, she knows how to program.Of course, the little fat man and Princess Wei can't understand a word.
Talking about his own experience, the priest cried with snot and tears: "I just received the promotion notice, thinking that my future is bright, I woke up laughing from my dream. But when I woke up laughing, I ended up in this feudal society! Wow! Wow, there is no toilet to go to the bathroom here, and there is no Internet for entertainment, every day I open and close my eyes, and I will be gone in a day!"
Princess Wei felt the same way, she held the priest's hand and said, "It's nothing to you, I unfortunately got the script of Zhai Dou Gong Dou. Every day I wake up, I have to fight with a group of coquettish bastards, green tea and white lotus. Hey, I was Thinking of acting in a palace drama and becoming a small star on the [-]th line, but who would have thought that a time-travel would really turn him into a palace drama! Tell me, who will the heavens spare, who will be spared?"
The two voicing bitterness did not affect the little fat man, on the contrary, her expression was very solemn.
Xin Suinian: [818, Bai Ruyu also traveled through time! 】Traveling in a group is not popular these days, right?What the hell are they wearing into the same book!It's weird just thinking about it!
818 muttered to himself: 【Impossible, these people simply don't have the ability to enter this world, how could this happen...】
Xin Suinian couldn't hear what the system was saying, but the other party's nervousness was clearly conveyed to her.She was about to say something soothing when she heard the small system get angry and said: [The situation is urgent, I will report it to the main system immediately!During this period, please leave a message if you have anything to do with the host! 】
Xin Suinian: […]
To be honest, looking at these two fellow countrymen now, she is a bit square...
But Fang returned to Fang, and the little fat man still had a good time with the priest and Princess Wei every day.There is no way, the system is offline, and the pervert goes to the Hundred Ghosts Palace without taking her with her, she is really lonely and cold by herself, she needs someone to accompany her, um, that's all.
Perhaps it was the loneliness in the little fat man that made Tiandao feel sad. One day, Yin Aochen, who had ignored the little fat man for a long time, suddenly asked, "Little fat man, do you want to go out to play?"
The little fat man's eyes lit up, and while cursing how the pervert could be so kind, he couldn't help but nodded and said: "I think!"
So, Yin Aochen put on a mask, put a small mask on the little fat man, and went out.
The little fat man touched the mask on his face, thinking that the pervert was really careful when doing things.
Facts have proved that for people like Yin Aochen, the so-called play is just a different place to work.
The little fat man was sitting on one side, eating the prepared fruit, while watching the two men on the opposite side seriously discussing the current situation.
To be honest, when she knew that Yin Aochen had come to see Lin Zhan, she was very happy.After all, she hasn't seen Lin Zhan for so long, and she still misses her a lot.
This is a very strange psychological experience.When Lin Zhan was dangling in front of her all day long, she thought every day that it would be great if she could get rid of this "professional pollution".But when she couldn't see him, she would think of him from time to time.Well, this should be the so-called "missing".
However, when you find out that the person you miss is not playing with you, but has a hot fight with a gay friend, what will you think?
Hehe, Nima!Go get involved, two souls!
Keke, just kidding.It is said that men who work are the most charming, um, her Ah Zhan is really dizzy when she is serious, she exudes a holy light...
"Not only the Xiao family, but the Zhao family and the Fang family also planted crane and turtle forests, and there are many demons hiding in the forests." Lin Zhan said in a deep voice.
The little fat man suddenly looked up at Lin Zhan.The three major families of the Song Dynasty all planted crane and tortoise trees. How could it be such a coincidence?If there are demons in the Crane and Turtle Forest, wouldn't there be demons in the forest of PY Tuhong?When she accidentally destroyed the crane and tortoise tree, where did the demons there go?
Xin Suinian felt chills down his spine, that was the imperial palace, if the demons ran out, they would threaten the center of the entire country, how did PY Tuhong arrange these demons?
She was thinking hard when Lin Zhan picked her up unexpectedly.
The familiar breath enveloped her, and Xin Suinian blushed instantly.
"Go, brother will take you to see something fun." Lin Zhan said with a light smile.
Xin Suinian covered his eyes, suddenly feeling a little helpless.Ning Wuyuan is the youngest of these people, but he wants to call himself "uncle"; on the contrary, Lin Zhan, Yin Aochen, and Xia Houche, who are a little older, call themselves "brothers". Hey, I always feel a little weird.Hmm, a little shameful.
Regarding why Lin Zhan hugged her instead of Yin Aochen, the little fat man said that perverts hate hugging her the most, and Lin Zhan wanted to have a daughter like her.Well, so, it became like this.
However, when he heard Lin Zhan say to Yin Aochen, "Ao Jue is going to do a soul-suppressing ceremony at the altar", the little fat man knew that things gather like creatures and people are divided into groups. Come on, Lin Zhan also went to work in the name of playing. male silver!
Unsurprisingly, Lin Zhan carried her to the altar to observe.
It is said that it is a holy altar, but it is actually not that sacred, at least Xin Suinian thinks so.
From a distance, the altar looks like a conical pyramid, each layer is round and made of obsidian.It is said that this stone is a treasure to ward off evil spirits.The altar is in the suburbs. Although it looks solemn and solemn, it is very lonely.If someone passed by, it should be very happy, Xin Suinian thought.
At this time, there was a sea of people under the altar, but there was no noise, and it was surprisingly quiet. Everyone looked devoutly and looked at the man on the altar.
Lin Zhan was tall, and Xin Suinian sat on his neck, so he could see clearly the situation on the altar across the crowd.
On the altar, under the blue sky, a handsome man stood facing the wind. He was dressed in a robe with blue patterns on a white background. He seemed to be integrated with the blue sky and white clouds behind him, and he could soar into the nine heavens at any time.The dragon pattern on the robe was lifelike, like a real dragon hovering over him.
A strange thought suddenly popped up in Xin Suinian's heart, is that dragon real?
"A few days ago, the dead souls of the old empress and others made a big fuss in the palace. If Ao Jue didn't come to the soul sacrificing ceremony, those in the palace would be in a state of panic all day long." Lin Zhan said, with a touch of contempt in his voice .
Yin Aochen looked at the man on the altar, narrowed his narrow eyes slightly, and murmured, "I think Ao Jue is just putting on a show."
Lin Zhan's complexion changed slightly, and he watched the man on the altar seriously.After looking at it for a while, he chuckled and said, "It seems that the only person who can save old man PY is also unreliable."
Listening to the conversation between the two like code words, Xin Suinian looked at Ao Jue suspiciously.It's a pity that she couldn't see any way, so she had to turn her head to look at Lin Zhan and Yin Aochen, but she was still confused.What do these two people mean when they sing together?Isn't Ao Jue really suppressing the soul?
His fingers suddenly trembled uncontrollably, Xin Suinian looked down, and it turned out that the "scroll girl" in the storage ring became restless.But restlessness is restlessness, "scroll girl" did not emerge from the storage ring.
Xin Suinian's heart skipped a beat. Since the incident of taking off the mask, the "scroll girl" has been very peaceful. What's wrong with her now?
Just thinking about it, a strong feeling of nostalgia suddenly swept over her.Xin Suinian was a little startled, she and the "scroll girl" were connected, and this sudden feeling obviously belonged to the "scroll girl".
She thought it was the "scroll girl" who wanted to run out to meet Lin Zhan, but it turned out that she was completely wrong.
Under the traction of this emotion, she involuntarily looked up at Ao Jue.My heart trembled, and all my thoughts gathered at my fingertips...
You can see each other at a glance, one step is like a heavy city, and the mountains and seas are not flat.
The turbulent crowd in front of her seemed to be an insurmountable chasm. She stood at one end, looked at the people at the other end, and remained silent.
She suddenly wanted to cry, and a picture suddenly flashed in the sea of consciousness:
【"Yaozhu, what are you holding in your hand?" asked the man in the flamboyant pink coat.
"Dice, it's quite fun." The woman in Xuanyi said while tossing the dice.
Feiyan stared at the dice for a while, then asked with difficulty: "This thing...should be given to you by someone else?"
Yaozhu caught the dice and looked at Feiyan, "Hey, how do you know?"
Feiyan chuckled and said with a Sherlock Holmes expression: "This dice is so exquisite that it looks like nothing ordinary at first glance. You are only telling the truth. If you want to play dice, you obviously wouldn't make a special trip to find such an exquisite thing."
Yao Zhu started tossing the dice again, and said with a smile, "Yo ho, the one who knows me is not my face~"
Feiyan smiled ambiguously and said, "Yao Zhu, is it Emperor Ku Xin who sent the things?"
Yao Zhu held the dice and said disdainfully, "How could it be him?"
Fei's face changed, and he said seriously: "Yao Zhu, you'd better stop taking other people's things indiscriminately in the future."
Yao Zhu asked strangely, "What's wrong?"
Feiyan said solemnly: "The person who sent you the dice is obviously more educated than you. I guess he must have read a poem 'Linglong dice and red beans, you will know if you are in love'."]
I don't know if I miss you deeply...
Xin Suinian's mind was shocked suddenly, it's coming again, it's coming again!It's been a long time since she had such a strange dream, but when she woke up today, she unexpectedly saw this kind of illusion!Why? !
Before she had time to sort out her thoughts, the "scroll girl" in the storage ring suddenly went crazy, and made a jerk, dragging her towards the altar.Lin Zhan and Yin Aochen wanted to catch her, but the speed of "Scroll Girl" was astonishingly fast, and she climbed onto the altar in no time.No, to be precise, she bumped into Ao Jue's arms...
(End of this chapter)
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