20 years of living in a nursing home, 40 years of detours are avoided
#25 - Why don't you just try your best? Is that right?
Jiang Yuan rushed to the door.
He found that the women in the room were all looking at him with expressions of anticipation, as if watching a good show.
He awkwardly touched his nose.
"It's not that…"
"Isn't anyone going to stop me?"
He was so young and strong; if a fight really broke out, Grandpa He would definitely be no match for him.
Weren't all of you nursing home staff? Shouldn't someone be concerned about the old man's personal safety?
Seeing all the women in the room shaking their heads in unison, Jiang Yuan helplessly looked at He Miao: "I'm about to fight your grandpa to the death, don't you have anything to say?"
Even if everyone in this room didn't stop him,
at least…
He Miao, Grandpa He's own granddaughter, should stop him, right?
That's what Jiang Yuan thought.
Jiang Yuan looked at He Miao expectantly.
Seeing He Miao give him a bright smile, Jiang Yuan felt like the whole world had lit up.
He knew it!
Even if everyone in this room made him feel awkward,
at least!
He Miao, Grandpa He's own granddaughter, wouldn't…
Jiang Yuan was still looking forward to it.
But then he suddenly saw it.
The pretty girl in front of him gave him a gesture of encouragement.
He Miao smiled brightly: "Go for it! I believe you can definitely be a match for my grandpa!"
Jiang Yuan: "? ? ?"
"No! Miss, I'm going to fight your grandpa to the death!"
He Miao nodded innocently: "Yes, I said go for it!"
Jiang Yuan: "…"
Live stream comments:
[I'm going to die of laughter here. Is there really no script for Channel 20's live stream? Any random action from Brother Yuan seems hilarious to me.]
[I was just saying it, you guys should stop me, stop me!]
[Jiang Yuan: Just give me a step, and I'll take it… Wait… Who took the step away?]
[Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter in the comments!]
[Jiang Yuan: There's not a single sensible person in this room!]
[He said he was going to fight to the death, but then he backed down. Jiang Yuan really can't do it!]
[Men can't say they can't do it, but Jiang Yuan can, because he really can't! Hahahaha!!!]
[… ]
Seeing that no one in the room was stopping him,
Jiang Yuan made a mournful expression.
He walked out of the nurse's station.
Then he quickly headed back to where he was staying.
The young nurse pushed Jiang Yuan's wheelchair and quickly followed him out from inside.
While chasing after Jiang Yuan, she shouted loudly: "Grandpa Jiang, Grandpa Jiang!"
"Your legs aren't good, let me take you there in the wheelchair!"
…
A few minutes later.
A pretty young nurse was pushing a wheelchair, running wildly through the nursing home's corridor.
The man in the wheelchair was also shouting loudly.
"Make way, grandpas and grandmas in front!"
"Be careful of wheelchair collisions, causing a car accident!"
"Make way!"
"Be careful of a car accident!"
Live stream comments:
[Good heavens, this dog knows about car accidents!]
[Wheelchair car accident, redefining car accident…]
[The dumbfounded expressions of the grandpas and grandmas are killing me. They must be doubting their understanding of car accidents over the past few decades.]
[Seriously, Jiang Yuan's voice is something else. The grandpas and grandmas who were far away hid themselves. They really heard him!]
[Jiang Yuan: If I don't want to trouble myself, then I'll trouble others!]
[Is the older brother in front the class representative? You're too good at summarizing things, aren't you?]
[… ]
-
Room 206.
After rinsing the toothpaste foam from his mouth, Grandpa He lay on the bed, with his legs crossed.
He hummed an out-of-tune little tune, and one of his feet tapped in the air in time with the tune.
Seeing Jiang Yuan appear at the door,
the nurse had just pushed him in when Grandpa He, who had been lying on the bed, suddenly jumped up.
He quickly closed the door and pushed the young nurse out.
In an instant,
besides Jiang Yuan, the only other person left in Room 206 was the program crew's cameraman.
"Making such a big show of it?"
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow, reluctantly reflecting on himself.
He got out of the wheelchair and lay down on the bed.
Tsk.
It was more comfortable to lie down. Sitting in a wheelchair for too long could easily cause back pain.
Grandpa He walked up to Jiang Yuan.
Immediately,
he started bragging.
"Little Jiang, you weren't in our room just now. You don't know, something big happened in our room just now!"
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow in surprise.
"Oh?"
"What happened?"
Grandpa He pointed to the ten boxes of "high soup" that Jiang Yuan had placed in the corner, gesticulating and explaining: "What else could it be? You brought so much 'high soup' in here, and in a place like a nursing home, there are too many people who want to drink soup. They all came to snatch the soup, didn't they?"
Jiang Yuan looked surprised: "What?"
"There was such a thing?!"
"We're all in the same nursing home. These old men and women are too unkind!"
Saying that,
he couldn't lie on the bed anymore.
Jiang Yuan jumped out of bed and rushed to the place where he had placed the "high soup."
Live stream comments:
[? ? ?]
[Is this guy so agile? That one-handed flying move just now was a little cool!]
[I woke up with a start. I actually saw a person who couldn't take care of himself jump out of bed!]
[Did I see things? I'm not sure, let me look again.]
[… ]
Opening the "high soup" box and confirming that not a single bottle was missing,
Jiang Yuan then lay back down.
It's just that…
this time,
Jiang Yuan's gaze towards Grandpa He was full of disdain and doubt.
"Didn't you say that not a single bottle was missing?"
Grandpa He waved his hand, "Hey! You're just too young and too impatient. I haven't finished speaking yet!"
"You don't know how scary those people were!"
"…"
"I bravely stood up like this, and then with a 'ha' sound, I stunned them!"
"…"
"There were still a few old men who wouldn't listen. You didn't see it, but it was too late, too fast…"
"…"
The old man gestured and bragged about himself on the ground for half an hour.
At first,
Jiang Yuan listened with interest, admiring the wonderful story that the old man was making up.
But as he listened,
Jiang Yuan finally couldn't control himself.
Grandpa He: "Little Jiang, really, your 'high soup' was able to survive unharmed until now. I definitely had a part to play in it…"
Jiang Yuan: "Huhu…"
Suddenly, a snoring sound abruptly echoed throughout the ward.
Grandpa He's brain short-circuited in an instant.
He walked to Jiang Yuan's bed and poked the man on the bed,
trying to wake him up.
Who knew.
Jiang Yuan on the bed grunted and pulled the blanket over his head.
"Huhu…"
"Huhu…"
Listening to someone's rhythmic snoring, Grandpa He was completely dumbfounded.
The whole old man stared blankly at the cameraman carrying the camera not far from him.
He asked blankly: "Did I just brag for nothing?"
The cameraman glanced at Jiang Yuan, who was sound asleep on the bed, and then looked at Old He, who was on the verge of tears.
He nodded stiffly: "Most likely, you bragged for nothing…"
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